I wish I were Heather

Conan Gray's adorable gay ass expressing how his crush chose 'Heather', this perfect little barbie doll that is amazing in every way, over him.

It's a metaphor on how he says he wish we were Heather so he could be finally loved by his crush for once.

Heather: "Hey Jackal, looking good today!"
Jackal *crush* : "Hey Heather! Wanna go to the movies to watch that new horror movie?"
Heather: "Sure!"

Conan, on the verge of killing himself: "I wish I were Heather"

by iwishiwereheather August 20, 2020

heather duke

she runs the yearbook. doesn't have a personality but her mom did pay for (implants)

random girl:ugh stop acting like heather duke

by FandomQueen November 21, 2019

Heather Gilmer

A girl who has a lot to her: she's smart, funny, nice, honest, sexy and beautiful. Looks as though she is a Goddess, The only thing is: she doesn't know any of that. She doesn't believe it although people around her tell her it's true all the time. She's a great sport and has a heart the size of the ocean. She's just straight adorable. If she truly falls in love, She loves with all of her heart and soul. If you ever need her, she is there. Her feelings get hurt easily but she bounces back quickly, Although, deep hurts take longer to get over. If you do her wrong, or hurt her deeply, she doesn't forget and she will hold the grudge for a lifetime. If you happen to know a Heather, never let her go. She's more than worth your time.

I wish my girlfriend was a Heather Gilmer

by splittail August 18, 2011

alice heather

she is the most supportive, loving, funny, caring, and thoughtful girl you will ever meet. her paragraphs will always make you smile and her presence is enough to brighten your day. you are lucky to even speak to her or see her smile. she will always be there for you, she truly is amazing in every way. she is everything you could ever want and need. alice is the kind of girl who can make you laugh until your stomach hurt and the kind of girl who will be there to make you smile when you cry. she is the best <3

she’s so amazing, that could only be alice heather

by eurbestie November 9, 2020

Heather

Heather is beautiful, honest, down to earth and straight-up unbelievable. She likes keeping to herself and usually doesn’t let people into her life, her private life is known only by a lucky few. And if you’re lucky enough to get to know heather, you’re in for a treat. Her eyes are like the Caribbean, she’s a woman you can’t get out of your mind once you’ve met her and you can’t live without once you know her. Once you’ve kissed her you’re hooked. She has many boys wanting her but she’ll only go for someone who is a challenge to her. She’s not a whore but definitely not innocent, she will blow you mind in bed and really knows how to seduce a guy and turn them on to the point where it’s almost painful. She doesn’t fall in love easily but when she does she falls hard and deep and she’ll stay by you forever, but if you break her heart she may not be very forgiving. She's much underappreciated until you realize what she actually does for everyone. She loves books, classical music, she’s a good cook and a wonderful mother. Defiantly someone to hold on to.

i can't stop thinking about Heather...

by ladyyy May 30, 2014

Heathers

A mean girls movie but with death. Lots of death

Jean; Heathers is my favorite movie

by FrozenKate14 April 21, 2017

Heathers

Are we gonna have a problem?
You got a bone to pick?
You've come so far why now are you pulling on my dick?
I'd normally slap your face off
And everyone here could watch
But I'm feeling nice
Here's some advice
Listen up beeyotch

Omg the Heathers are with vErOnIcA.

by busterisheresis November 12, 2019