headphones 

The best invention ever. Headphones open opprotunities and open you to a new musical world.

guy: Dude what is that dope device on your head.
Me: Broo these are my headphones. I use them to listen to Lucid Dreams by juice wrld

headphones by imnotsupposedtobeonthisrn December 16, 2022

Headphones Trip

When you have your headphones plugged into the computer or a speaker and go to walk away without realizing you still have your headphones on or in. This causes the headphones to jerk back on your head and fly backwards.

"I'm hungry, I'm going to go get some food." Suddenly, as he walked away from the computer, Jim's headphones ripped out of his ears causing extreme whiplash of the neck. He had headphones tripped.

Headphones Trip by JXavierP September 30, 2011

Headphones Song 

A song that, if you live in a household of persons that may be involved with church or charity's, it would be very offensive to play this song loudly. So you wear headphones.

A: Yo, I had this great headphones song, so i bought some beats to listen to em with, but beats are made of such terrible quality that everyone could hear them
B: lol. rip

Headphones Song by BobTucker567 February 7, 2018

headphones excuse 

Refers to your wearing a personal music-device that uses a headset of some sort, and then "blaming it on that" whenever someone complains that you appear to be ignoring him, when of course in reality you actually heard what he said just fine because **the headphones weren't even playing at the time**, but you were merely practicing "selective deafness" because you didn't happen to like what he had to say, and so you did not wish to respond to and/or be affected by whatever he was telling you.

The headphones excuse can also be "used in reverse" in instances where you are being compelled to be present during a speech, lecture, tirade, etc., and you cannot bear to listen to said boring/controversial/voluminous b**ls**t for even a few seconds... what you do, therefore, is clip on your headphone-based music-device that's hidden inside an outer plastic cabinet that you have boldly labelled, "personal amplified listening device", so that the speaker and anyone else present will think that you are just wanting to ensure that you'll be clearly hearing every single word that the self-important gabber is saying, when in reality you are using the headphones to DROWN HIM OUT so that you won't either need a straitjacket or commit mass-homicide halfway through said extended monologue. It's a vital accessory if you're being "drugged as a child" because your parents "drug you to church".

headphones excuse by QuacksO September 10, 2018

iPod headphones 

the headphones created by Apple, they are the biggest pain in the ass because they will tangle up even if you are not using your ipod.

Don't ever turn your back on your ipod headphones because they will tie themselves into a friggin' knot, or bundle up like a ball of yarn in Grandma's house.

iPod headphones by #1stunna' January 2, 2008

Flesh Headphones 

When a girl puts her boobs all around your face so that you can't hear anything but the ocean.

Person 1: Dude, you wanna party?
Person 2: Whaaat?
P1: You wanna party?!
P2: WHAAAT?
P1: Dude, what's wrong with you?
P2: My girl put some flesh headphones on me. My ears are still recovering.

Flesh Headphones by Samuel L Jackson 3rd November 21, 2013

Fart With Headphones On 

1. Fart With Headphones On is esteemed YouTube vlogger Michelle Vargas' solo project.

2. The concept of farting with one's headphones on is to brush aside trivial stress that may arise from various activities, such as farting in public while wearing headphones.

Pastor Mike had a hearty breakfast and decided to listen to Relient K while cleaning up after Sunday's service. And old lady approached him from behind as he let a quite un-Christian fart rip. The old woman was shocked. Pastor Mike turned around and thought to himself, "That's the chance you take when you fart with headphones on."

Fart With Headphones On by SchalamiOnRye August 21, 2011