January 16th, National headpat day

National headpat day is a day where you headpat all your friends that you see.

“Hey, why did you headpat me and *insert name here* and the others today?”
“Because, silly. It’s January 16th, National Headpat Day!”
“Ohh, I think I get it now!”

by yourlocaldumba$$ June 26, 2022

headganise

when someone organizes somethings in there head with out telling anybody else

Person 1: Justin said he was going out with Nikki this weekend but when i asked her she had no idea.

Person 2: i guess he must have headganised it again

by ioahdgh February 20, 2009

headpwns

Slang for the very best in headphone technology.

"Check it out! That guy has some Bose headpwns!!!"

by rgon December 14, 2008

headplanksmak

smacking some cunt in the head with a plank of wood for riding his shit box in the alley behind your house

this cunts gonna get a headplanksmak

by planksmakka November 14, 2019

Femboy Headpats Day

On the 18th of October every year, it is required to give all femboys you see a headpat. Then maybe they'll give something back ;3

"Oh gimmie a sec i gotta give that femboy a headpat."
"Why?"
"Cuz it's Femboy Headpats Day! And plus he might suck my dick."

by dogethedogeofdoge October 17, 2022

hampants

a. ravel
b. untwisted
c. army of fat kitties
d. army of fat titties!!!
e. pentagon shaped potpourri scented pants

Nice Hampants!

You know , after ten years on the net I still dont know what hampants are.

Hampants are not clothes made out of skin, I think.

Those hampants smell good, can I have a bite?

by Doktor Agon Fly February 1, 2004

headpat

A type of guy who headpats girls because he can't get any pussy.

Ryan is such a headpat. No wonder he's still a virgin

by Headpat April 25, 2017