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headfuck

when somebody's confused, confuckinfuzzled and is tryin their hardest to think, like when u get a stupid equation that makes no sense in 4th grade at school, the sort that mashes yer brain up so.. its a headfuck
a: " my mum, sed that her mum, didnt like his mum, coz her mum,told mr beaken that his, mum didnt like my mum, coz i told mr beaken that i liked greenhippo's so he told mrs beaken who's her mum....."
b: " wow headfuck!!!slow down blondie, say again"
by Soldja June 16, 2007
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headfuck

v: When one sticks their head inside a woman's vagina (similar to fistfuck, only with one's head)
"That Liza has such a huge pussy that I could probably headfuck that bitch."
by G Z April 7, 2009
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Headcrack

When something is overly expensive, usually priced way more than its perceived value.
A BLT, that’ll be $7.50.
$7.50?! That’s headcrack!
by Somnacin October 2, 2022
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Headfuck

"Molly Nixon is a headfuck"
by hsuhfhh June 13, 2018
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Headfuck

The feeling of the world swimming before you, usually after consuming large amounts of alcohol.
Dude, I have such a headfuck from last night!
by trace45 16 April 28, 2009
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Headfuck

V. When a male sits on the females shoulders and thrusts the erect penis very hard against the back of the females head and also when the male slides the erect penis all over the top of the girls head.
"He sat on her shoulders, and got to Headfuck her with his erect penis against the back of her head very hard and fast till he came all over the top of her head."
by Headfucker July 10, 2009
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Headfuck

A person who is dumb, not cool, fat, gay, bi sexual, sketch asexual, Adam Lambert, Clay Aiken, Knickelback, Thomas Swartz, Every Member of Hinder and Buckcherry, Ben Rothlesberger, Etc.. Etc..
If you're in traffic yell out your window "Move it HEADFUCK!!!" with a slightly German accent people will most likely move or try to fight you. Or you could be just walking down the road and scream "HEADFUCK HEADFUCK HEADFUCK" and people will believe you have tourettes.
by 330ch16 December 1, 2009
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