Hawkward

Something awkward and uncomfortable; a variation of the awkward turtle. When something hawkward occurs, bend your elbows up at your sides and flap your hands.

Oh no, she just heard us talking about her! That's so hawkward!

by Hedy La Rue April 8, 2011

Hawkward

When the Hawkman makes something "Awkward"

Hawkman: Dude that chick is hot as balls! Id do her!

Guy 2: Dude thats my sister...

Hawkman: Well still.

Guy 2: Hawkwarddd....

by hawkman123456789 September 4, 2011

Hawkward

The awkward pause in conversation when driving down the road with a bunch of friends looking for hawks.

Person 1: "Man, check it out! There are two hawks on the same lamp post!"
Person 2: "I saw that the other day when I was driving into work. It's crazy when that happens."
Hawkward pause
Person 1:"yeah"

by Manda1178 January 14, 2011

Hawkward

Causing or feeling embarrassment or inconvenience, as the result of something Chicago White Sox announcer 'Hawk' Harrelson has said.

pitch is thrown well outside the strike zone
Hawk Harrelson comments, "C'MON!!! Now that's a STRIKE right there..."
:::4 seconds of Hawkward broadcast silence follow:::

by sangreazul September 23, 2018

Hawkward

An adjective, describing 'a situation so unbelievably awkward it rivals Hawkman's backstory and continuity issues.'

After seeing Carter naked, it's now been incredibly 'hawkward' to be around him.

by MrChrisHansen May 29, 2011

Hawkward

Something that is hot and awkward.

Can also replace "thats what she said."

I walked in on my ex gettin it. It was hawkward.

by ChrisAndErms October 1, 2010

Hawkward

Refers to someone who is both hot and awkward.

Kyle: "Saw one of my friends roommate today."
Brandon: "She cute?"
Kyle: "Yeah, she's hawkward."
Brandon: "Hahaha."

by Dephloc January 17, 2012