Hau

The real life version of NTR hentai.

I heard Hau's relationship is a little rocky right now. That's why I smashed his girl.

by agsdgf224 May 2, 2018

Haus

by nikXD April 20, 2010

hau is a pimp player.

by thao January 14, 2004

Someone who is up your ass about something that is not a big deal.

Damn, work would be cooler if my boss wasn't such a haus all the time.

by Brad shank July 6, 2006

A fat Asian man the has a small penis and is very fat.He is really unattractive.

by Cr7_wins March 26, 2018

Disneyland is haus ville
"Where can I get away from all the hauses?", He said to the ranger.

by Sean McCabe May 19, 2006

Andrei we shouldn't have eaten those giant burritos yesterday. Stay clear of the toilette, I clogged it with a giant hau mau.