Hau

The real life version of NTR hentai.

I heard Hau's relationship is a little rocky right now. That's why I smashed his girl.

by agsdgf224 May 02, 2018

Haus

slang for a penis

suck my haus.

by nikXD April 20, 2010

hau

pimp player...or fag =)

hau is a pimp player.

by thao January 14, 2004

Haus

Someone who is up your ass about something that is not a big deal.

Damn, work would be cooler if my boss wasn't such a haus all the time.

by Brad shank July 06, 2006

Hau

A fat Asian man the has a small penis and is very fat.He is really unattractive.

Hau is really weird and I don’t like him

by Cr7_wins March 26, 2018

Haus

Racial term for a tourist.

Disneyland is haus ville
"Where can I get away from all the hauses?", He said to the ranger.

by Sean McCabe May 19, 2006

Hau Mau

Romanian slang term meaning a massive dump

Andrei we shouldn't have eaten those giant burritos yesterday. Stay clear of the toilette, I clogged it with a giant hau mau.

by Marius Adamescu May 09, 2021