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mall-haul

Lavish or massive amount of items purchased at a shopping center or mall and returned home. Popular term among tween or teen girls who report all the items they purchased or purchased for them to their friends.
My 11 year old daughter posted a video on You Tube telling all her friends about her mall-haul.
by yes juanito yes February 14, 2012
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John Haldeman

Famous for his special Haldeman Shifter Sandwich in the Donegal High School cafeteria.
Donegal Student 1: What’s for lunch today?
Donegal Student 2: It’s the John Haldeman Shifter Sandwich!
Donegal Student 1: Fuck.
by MonkeBalls420 March 22, 2022
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hauling ass

1. To Move at an Excessive speed
Man I was Hauling Ass on the freeway today win i was pulled over.
by BlackScorpion March 8, 2003
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mexican U-haul

The art of trying to insert ones head into the anus of your partner during intercourse.
Yo Jim, I just did a mexican U-haul on that chick and now my face smells like tacos!
by B-Unit loo March 29, 2009
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haul ass

To move much quicker than the normal pace
General: How far is Delta Company from the crash site?
Soldier: 8 blocks, sir.
General: We need to haul ass!
by Ryan "Homie G" June 5, 2005
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U-Haul Syndrome

A terrible affliction that affects lesbians. Also known as the "urge to merge," U-Haul Syndrome refers to the freakish desire of lesbians to move in together after dating for an extremely short amount of time.
Luke: Yo Cam, where's your roommate?
Cam: Oh, Anna, she moved in with her lesbian lover.
Luke: They've been together three weeks.
Cam: Oh, I know: U-Haul Syndrome. Big time.
by Dougy Fresh Cataluña December 30, 2007
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Keel Hauled

A punishment aboard a ship or boat in which the offenders arms are tied to two seperate ropes. He is then thrown off of the ships bow and hauled under the ships keel (bottom) from bow to stern. Ships keels are covered with barnnicals which are sharp ans shred skin. Half the sailors do not survive this punishment due to drowning or loss of blood.
The Ships Bosan's Mate is going to be keel hauled by the Captain for stealin rum.
by Captain Slappy August 2, 2008
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