Hastience

hey-shuhnce
noun

1. A reverse dichotomy of the words haste and patience.
2. The act of being hastient.
3. Of or related to the act of outwardly expressing patience whilst suppressing internal feelings of haste.

Not to be confused with Hatians -- nationals of the country of Haiti, or Haisans -- Asians living in Haiti, Hastience is a human quality and trait expressed by many individuals on a day to day basis within the queued, monotonous, institutional, repetitious, cyclical, unfulfilling construct of society colloquially known as "modernity."

Joe expressed astounding hastience as he waited to be anally probed by the TSA agents on his flight to Chicago so as not to be perceived as anxious or threatening lest he get full-on fisted.

Barry hastiently awaited for his girlfriend to be done with her period so that he could properly get his rocks off without sacrificing hygiene or fidelity.

Related forms:

Hastient
Hastiently
Hastientness

by George Stuffalottapuss December 15, 2011

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Hatism

Hatism is a religion created by two 8th grade students. This religion worships hats, hoods and beanies for protecting our heads from the dangerous climate. We as humans have the right to religion, and school districts and deny that, with our religion we can wear hoods, hats and beanies in classrooms without consequences.

"Do you support Hatism?"
"It's a bit odd but they have their right to religion so yeah."

by TheBestHattist August 27, 2019

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Hartie

When your fucked up off the gas.

Can also be used as "me hartie" when talking to a friend.

EXAMPLE 1
Brandon: Yo I just chiefed 2 blunts im hartie af.

EXAMPLE 2
Joey: Whats good me hartie
Tyler: ME HAAARRRTTTIIIEE

by BubbaP609 October 27, 2018

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Hattie

A beautiful young lady who is talented, smart,and very funny. She has the best sense of humor and is the life of the party. She sometimes can be a bit of a wallflower and doesn't say anything. But with the friends she does have, they love her. You do not want to make her mad.

"Look at her with her humor and all her friends. She is so awesome."
- "Well duh man- she's Hattie."

by rainbowunicorn77 April 13, 2015

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Hatinassniggaritis

Its a disease which symptoms are basically hating on people constantly; there is no found cure for this disease.

A word rapper WIz Khalifa made on one of his youtube video's.

Boy- I hate Wiz Khalifa....he & that whole "Taylor Gang" can go die.
Boy #2- You're suffering from a very chronic disease right now.
Boy- What disease?
Boy #2 - It's called "Hatinassniggaritis"
Boy #2 - To bad there isn't a cure..

by B the kid August 20, 2010

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