Hasselhoffed

To masterbate furiously to images of David Hasselhoff

Dude, We all know you don't take three showers a day, we know your hasselhoffing in there.

by David Hasselhoff February 9, 2005

Hasselhoffed

1. To drink your face off after a hard day's work as in "I worked really hard this week. I'm definitely getting Hasselhoffed tonight."
2. To drink enough alchol that eating a cold burger seems like a good idea. "Dude that guy is so hasselhoffed he's eating those day old Mcdonald's fries."

"I worked really hard this week. I'm definitely getting Hasselhoffed tonight."

"Dude that guy is so hasselhoffed he's eating those day old Mcdonald's fries."

by Weaponxyz May 17, 2007

hasselhoffed

1) To be nearly incompetent due to the effects of alcohol.

2) To drink enough booze that you eat a sloppy burger off the floor and slurring your words while your daughter video tapes you.

I'm not sure if it was all the beer, or the shots; but I was hasselhoffed last night.

by Ron Jeremey May 18, 2007

Hasselhoffing

Spending all your time in the sand trap while playing golf.
Related: Hasselhoffer, To Hasselhoff, Hasselhoffed

You were Hasselhoffing your way through the first 5 holes.

by Permstein December 10, 2006

Hasselhoffing

I attribute this word to "lousy acting skills"

"Gee, that was some bad Hasselhoffing"!

by kdawg52 December 10, 2006

hasselhoffed

The state of being so entirely overwhelmed by your intoxication that you cannot eat a cheeseburger and must lay on the floor.

Holy shit man, I'm completely Hasselhoffed

by Nick Paganelli May 25, 2007

hasselhoffed

1. To be exposed in a video, audio recording or picture for the real way you act - drunk or otherwise.

Rebbecca hasselhoffed her dad when she put a video of him wasted on you tube!

Please don't hasselhoff that! I was so out of control last night, just delete it off your phone.

by dailyemerald.com/4front May 21, 2007