Haskell

Doing a before and after gym progression photos but tensing in between the photos to show "progress"

Hold on mate let me just quickly just pull a quick "Haskell" to show all my followers how ripped I am

by *serbds* April 9, 2021

Neil Haskell

A handsome, talented, witty, HOT dancer who appeared on season 3 of So You Think You Can Dance and came in third place. Also made an appearence on season 7

(Neil Haskell and Sabra Johnson's Top 6 Jazz Routine)

by Artemis Rodni Franch June 14, 2010

haskel

A crotchety old man. A person who thinks he is always right. A downright schmuck.

Quit being a douche bag, you're totally being a Haskel.

by Catch29 November 27, 2013

Haskel Syndrome

Haskel Syndrome is a syndrome wherein a person (typically a male) flirts with a lot of girls in an online setting using apps such as Discord, Instagram, Facebook, Snapchat, and many others. A typical person diagnosed with a Haskel Syndrome typically flirts with at least three girls and a maximum of eight girls at once whom they met in an online setting.

I was surprised to know that my friend has a Haskel Syndrome, no wonder why he flirts with four girls online all at once.

by Dr. Minerva Ratri September 2, 2022

Tiffany Heskew

German for falling star

She is a Tiffany Heskew..

by Affirmative December 15, 2018

Dr. David Haskell

A biologist who wrote The Forest Unseen, a fantastic book about how Haskell stared at a spot in the forest in Tennessee everyday for a year. He discusses ferns, moss, trees, small animals, and even takes his clothes off for 5 minutes in the middle of winter.
Haskell also wrote The Songs of Trees.
Haskell received his Ph.D. in evolutionary biology at Cornell.

"who turned grass into a book?"

"ohh yah Dr. David Haskell"

teacher: So what Dr. David Haskell says about ferns here is very interesting. He says...
Students: *fall asleep*

"Why is that guy staring at the ground in the middle of January with no clothes on?"
"Oh, that's just Dr. David Haskell. He does that sometimes."

by Bernardo March 17, 2019

Haskey

A person of high self importance found in low level corporate positions, frequently found telling co-workers what to do whilst being clueless themselves. Haskeys are found in most workplaces and are suspected, yet not confirmed, to spend many hours a night masturbating over pictures of themselves

Bill - "Dude, that guy who completely loves himself keeps talking like he's my manager. Doesn't he do the same job as us?"
Sam - "Totally. What a complete Haskey"

by Sir Alan Sugar April 18, 2008