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Neil Haskell

A handsome, talented, witty, HOT dancer who appeared on season 3 of So You Think You Can Dance and came in third place. Also made an appearence on season 7
(Neil Haskell and Sabra Johnson's Top 6 Jazz Routine)
by Artemis Rodni Franch June 14, 2010
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Haskel Syndrome

Haskel Syndrome is a syndrome wherein a person (typically a male) flirts with a lot of girls in an online setting using apps such as Discord, Instagram, Facebook, Snapchat, and many others. A typical person diagnosed with a Haskel Syndrome typically flirts with at least three girls and a maximum of eight girls at once whom they met in an online setting.
I was surprised to know that my friend has a Haskel Syndrome, no wonder why he flirts with four girls online all at once.
by Dr. Minerva Ratri September 2, 2022
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Haskell University

Haskell University is an inter-tribal Indian school located in Lawrence KS. Although it operates under the illusion of multicultural education and cooperation among native students, the student body is predominately Sioux or "full blood" Navajo, and if you're not one of those two tribes prepare to be segregated by the fellow attendees.

It's not a good place to go if you're blonde, or hate having native traditions and tribal aspects shoved down your throat in every class possible.

It's ofen used as a second chance school for people who failed college the first time around or low income rez kids.
You're applying to Haskell University? But dude... you're a blonde Cherokee." "Yeah... But it's the cheapest education possible, even though they barely have any applicable majors, Bachelors degree in American Indian Studies here I come!
by Rongcat February 19, 2011
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Eddie Haskell

When u wipe your ass with your hand and slap some one on there forehead
Yea dude i just Eddie Haskelled Adrianna
by FLASH NASTY September 10, 2009
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Dr. David Haskell

A biologist who wrote The Forest Unseen, a fantastic book about how Haskell stared at a spot in the forest in Tennessee everyday for a year. He discusses ferns, moss, trees, small animals, and even takes his clothes off for 5 minutes in the middle of winter.
Haskell also wrote The Songs of Trees.
Haskell received his Ph.D. in evolutionary biology at Cornell.
"who turned grass into a book?"

"ohh yah Dr. David Haskell"

teacher: So what Dr. David Haskell says about ferns here is very interesting. He says...
Students: *fall asleep*

"Why is that guy staring at the ground in the middle of January with no clothes on?"
"Oh, that's just Dr. David Haskell. He does that sometimes."
by Bernardo March 17, 2019
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Haskell

"Pulling a Haskell" or "Hasking myself" is the term used for attempting suicide by consuming a dangerous amount of energy drinks.
Example 1:
Jeff: Hey Jim, you coming to the game on Saturday?
Jim: No, I'd rather hask myself.

Example 2:
Jane: Janet, how did your brother die?
Janet: He pulled a haskell
by ihaspenisthoreturns September 30, 2020
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Haskel

A great guy. A Haskel is everybody’s friend. Haskels get invited to parties and although not seen as the “life of the party” (a.k.a. drunk lampshade wearing asshole) typically, they are the rock of gathering and parties without them seem dreadfully incomplete. Haskels are dependable and reliable and make great friends. A Haskel rarely gets angry but if you are unlucky enough to find a way to anger a Haskel you had better not stick around.
The guy who brought that huge jar of ring pops to the party is a stellar Haskel!!!

That cool Haskel of a guy changed my oil for free.
by Socialnanigan July 16, 2021
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