where lil pump, ghostwriter for tupac, was supposed to go, until he decided to drop out and take his rap career more seriously. ESKEETIT
by toastedsloth October 25, 2017
by Jamal Clifford September 15, 2005
Another PC name for that elitist school "hardvard" where that kid with a jew fro who owns facebook went to. Made famous by The Social Network (no one wanted to go/ had ever heard of Hardvard before that). Wishes it were in boston..and goes to friggin MIT, nerd-central, for all its parties.
-Hey kid, have u ever heard of Harvard?
-oh, dou you mean HARDVARD...yea, i watched the social network...they're all DICKS there.
see: penis, dicks
-oh, dou you mean HARDVARD...yea, i watched the social network...they're all DICKS there.
see: penis, dicks
by lol smiley face(: December 03, 2010
"Hey, whatever happened to the second smartest kid in our graduating class?"
"He ended up attending Harvard."
"He ended up attending Harvard."
by shanetaylorwilson October 19, 2016
A strict university that rejects the following people,
-People who live in the West
-People who live in the East
-People who live in the North
-People who live in the South
-People who prefer Apple
-People who prefer Android
-People who are liberal
-People who are conservative
-People who are totalitarian
-People who are anarchist
-People who use the internet
-People who don’t use the internet
-People who drink coke
-People who drink water
-People who drink juice
-People who drink alcoholics
-People who have been to a previous university
-People who have not been to a previous university
-People who breathe
-People who live in the West
-People who live in the East
-People who live in the North
-People who live in the South
-People who prefer Apple
-People who prefer Android
-People who are liberal
-People who are conservative
-People who are totalitarian
-People who are anarchist
-People who use the internet
-People who don’t use the internet
-People who drink coke
-People who drink water
-People who drink juice
-People who drink alcoholics
-People who have been to a previous university
-People who have not been to a previous university
-People who breathe
by AnOrganism February 09, 2021
A bunch of stuck up legacies and jocks deceiving the world into believing they've actually earned the right to have CEO titles and seven figure salaries to do nothing
Chad Thundercock Sr, donated 10 million to Harvard for a new building to get Chad Jr a place so he can be a do nothing CEO and fuck a lot of hot bimbos
by D Flawless December 31, 2019
All I know is that if you put this word on your resume, the HR person will get on their knees and suck your dick.
Go to Harvard, son, if you can. It's the door to opportunity, and employers will perform fellatio on you just to hire your magnificent brain.
by garcalej February 12, 2015