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Hamfucker

1. A word used to describe a person with limited social skils or is an otherwise undesirable individual from a personality standpoint. It can be used interchangeably with words like asshole, fuckbucket, shitpurse, tool, numbnuts, etc.

2. A male who is able to attract beautiful women but chooses to hook up with flatsos and other fat broads.

3. An individual who literally has sex with ham.
1. What the hell? Who's the hamfucker that upper decked my toilet?

2. Q. Why is Bob with that chick? She's a bitch, she's fat and he can do so much better. A. He's a hamfucker, that's why.

3. News Anchor: "In local news, an unidentified male is in police custody for indecent exposure and lewd conduct involving a canned ham at a supermarket..." Witness on camera: "...I saw him open a can of ham and then, well my children started crying..." News correspondant: "...that's disturbing news...back to you Jim..." News Anchor: "that's one sick hamfucker; sports is coming up after the break..."
by JEUNT April 15, 2010
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Hardfist

Hardfist is an European discord server that used to go by the name Onetap back in 2018, created by Foxwedding and Vigilante.

Hardfist is much like an online reality show if you may, filled with drama, orbiters, virgins, edaters, social rejects, pedophiles and much more.
Timmy: Yo, Jacob, have you seen what Envy called Bahadir last night on hardfist?
Jacob: That Bahadir is the biggest loser and orbiter to ever exist? Yeah, shit was insane.
Mads: u guys got 10 on paypal?
by yvne March 21, 2019
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Sheldon Hamft

A sweaty bot who has mind powers and plays Fortnite on stretch.
Sheldon Hamft doesn't have a phone.
by hjskfh February 4, 2019
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Harmain

A beautiful girl with a humorous personality. She LOVES reading and spending time with her family and friends. She s selfless and only cares about anyone and everyone around her. She'll make everyone Smile and tell funny jokes! She is/will be a wonderful mother to all her children, she won't harm them and won't let anything bad happen to them in any way. She is the best!
Harmain is wonderful, Harmain is Gorgeous, Harmain is someone who'll make you feel insecure about yourself

because she's flawless
by Gia Adams May 28, 2021
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self harm

An expression used to describe the act of hurting oneself, most of the time by cutting but also burning, breaking bones, hitting yourself etc.

It is a general view that people self harm for attention which is normally not the case. People who self harm are generally depressed and has a hard time dealing with life. Self harm also mustn't be mixed up with suicide, as it's not done for dying, but for coping with life.

Most people who self harm are ashamed and hide it, but there are those who aren't afraid to go in long sleeves (if they cut their arms) This is most of the time NOT because they want everyone to feel sorry for them.

Also smoking can technically be counted as self harm, as it's a way of hurting oneself, although not as direct as other ways.
"I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel, I focus on the pain, the only thing that's real. The needle tears a hole, the old familiar sting, tried to kill it all away but I remember everything." - Hurt, Nine Inch Nails
by Natta August 9, 2005
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Harmbo

Basically a himbo, only not known for being nice and respectful. A big, hunky guy who generally doesn't come off as particularly bright, and who's generally not very personable either. One famous example is Gaston from Beauty and the Beast.
"Mitch may look like a great catch and he can scrap with the best of them, but he's weak in gray matter and a total dick. Textbook harmbo."
by Dynamic Dragon October 12, 2021
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