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What kids in North America are conditioned to respond, whatever is on the the screen of ANY device, appliance or theater:

Look!.. Compliments!!!
Look!.. Delicious toxicity!!!
Look!.. Liberal staples that are fake & misguided!

tiktok!!!! Yeyyyy!!!!!!
Eyes dilates & widens Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...................... Head tilts back.
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I'm saying the exact opposite off what I was saying a week ago! But... You know what?.. I won't remember! I just won't!

Everything on-screen is true & gooooooooood! How it can it not be!? It's on-screen!!! Happy!!!!!!
on-screen happy happy happy!
Happy! Happy! Happy! Yeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
by mrdabbleswithpotion December 23, 2021
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Jimmy Neutron Happy Family Happy Hour

An anime of Jimmy Neutron being greeted by his mom, Judy Neutron who tells him that she is going to make a delicious dinner meal. Judy is shot by Hugh Neutron. Hugh requests Jimmy to do an order of pizza. Jimmy flies over to the phone, makes the call asking for pizza pie. Hugh and Neutron bond. The pizza is delivered. It flies through the house and decapitates Hugh.
Guy 1: I love Jimmy Neutron Happy Family Happy Hour because it is a great anime.
Guy 2: I was thinking more Bee Shrek Test in the House, but that Anime's pretty good too.
Guy 3: Oh shit, here come the weeaboos who cannot take jokes about their shitty anime.
by SeinfieldSpitstain September 3, 2016
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happy wife happy life

The theory that if your spouse is content and satisfied then you will be too. Also, studies suggest that happily married couples live longer.
"I'm a firm believer in happy wife happy life, so I kiss my wife everyday."
by yes juanito yes October 12, 2014
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Happy spouse happy house

Wife says “happy wife, happy life” husband replies“naw ya greedy bitch, happy spouse happy house. That shit works both ways. “
by Aoneov December 28, 2018
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Happy 1st Day/ Happy First Day

You or your friends do something cool for the First time- such as jump from an airplane
Dude that was amazing. You literally jumped from a plane! You life is gonna be way different now. Happy 1st Day/ Happy First Day !
by TheRichardsArt December 26, 2024
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Happy Evasive Bachelor

A man who is satisfied and content with the single lifestyle, in spite of having many opportunities to be involved in a romantic relationship.
Don't bother trying to get Steve to date Alicia. He's a happy evasive bachelor.
by Chad Apollo December 29, 2020
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Happy Birthday, Donnie!

Happy Birthday, Donnie! — My heartfelt greetings to The Non-Teflon Don, The Orange Man, 222, The Foundling Father, Dope 45, the man, the myth, and the legend, Donald J. Trump.

Born on June 14th 1946, Trump is a strong textbook Gemini ♊ who proves this often by speaking out of both sides of his mouth; and, taking “both sides, both sides” of every argument. Trump has a verbal tick of saying things twice for emphasis like Jimmy “Two Times” the character from Good Fellows.

He even fashions his carriage after his ideas about mob bosses; and, like every mob boss before him he is destined to get tripped up on paperwork and not by the actual crimes he has committed.

I know just what he wants for a 2023 birthday present! HE WANTS A BLANKET PARDON FOR ALL OF THE CRIMES HE HAS COMMITTED AND WILL ULTIMATELY BE CONVICTED OF because even John Gotti didn’t beat every charge against him.

Will he get a pardon, ultimately? To quote Dolt 45, “We’ll see, we’ll see”.

Maybe I should add “Donnie ‘ Two Times’” to his growing list of sobriquets as my poetic birthday present to him.

So be it!!!!!! Happy Birthday “Donnie ‘Two Times’l
Happy Birthday, Donnie! I bet you asked for a blanket pardon this year!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 14, 2023
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