Harjot

A sexy hunk renowned as the Indian Chuck Norris.

Damn, he hung like a Harjot.

by Teh KIng October 22, 2008

Hapoy

Like happy, but to a further extent. Almost like ecstatic but even happier then that. Some levels of happiness are most adequately described by this term.

This Friends marathon is making me really hapoy right now

by FrameTrain November 19, 2017

Harvesting Haploids

Harvesting Haploids is a term that relates to male masturbation - at the height of which haploid cells are expelled at speeds as high as 25 miles per hour.

See also gathering gametes

Dick: Hey Peter you want to play some COD?
Peter: Not right now, I'm busy harvesting haploids.

by RM 3435 September 22, 2010

Harjot

A harjot is the cutest person you’ll ever meet everyone needs a harjot in there life, he’ll make you feel like your wanted and loved especially if u have a crush on a harjot or if ur with a harjot, jus know that if u have a harjot in ur life you have all the love in the world

ohhh look there’s a harjot

by hpjb March 22, 2019

Happorny

When you feel so happy that you can sense a tingling in your genitals - much like you feel when you are sexually aroused. The happiness may or may not come from non-sexual activities or thoughts.

Matt: I've bought us tickets for Las Vegas!
Lenny: Ohgodfuckyes.
Matt: What was that?
Lenny: I just got very happorny.
Matt: Ah, I understand.

by snohvit October 16, 2009

Haplo

The one

by ayú July 29, 2003

haptotropic

curving in response to touch.

Damn, that lapdance totally had me all haptotropic.

by hobbledehoy2 February 19, 2010