by Armitroni May 3, 2020
Get the D4C: Za hando mug.One who is adept at performing an action, usually piloting an automobile, one handed, while the other hand is engaged in an altogether unrelated activity, most frequently something rude or illegal.
Me: Shit Lisa, how can you smoke all that draw while driving a Chevy Tahoe?
Lisa: Duh, cos I'm the one hando commando.
Lisa: Duh, cos I'm the one hando commando.
by milkatraz October 26, 2004
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by Armitroni May 3, 2020
Get the D4C: Za hando mug.When 2 or more people wear nothing but motorcycle helmets with tinted visors and jack each other off. There are many variations including the Grogu Mando Hando in which one person sits in the other's lap and receives a reach around; or the Covent Mando Hando in which 3 or more people participate in a circle jerk while muttering "This is the way."
"Any plans tonight?" "Yeah, me and some buddies are gonna do a Mando Hando. Wanna join?"
"We went to a couples therapist and they suggested we try the Mando Hando. Let me tell you...THIS is the way to fix a boring relationship."
"We went to a couples therapist and they suggested we try the Mando Hando. Let me tell you...THIS is the way to fix a boring relationship."
by C. BlaSty April 4, 2023
Get the Mando Hando mug.Okuyasu:Oi Joskue!Do you reckon I can stop time?
Joskue:No
Okuyasu:ZA HANDO ZA WARUDO
Nothing happens
Joskue:No
Okuyasu:ZA HANDO ZA WARUDO
Nothing happens
by alunduo June 4, 2023
Get the Za Hando Za Warudo mug.A “Hirafu Hando” is a bit of a misnomer. It’s when an acquaintance, travel companion, or friend always owes his portion of something.
After being badgered to repay, and running out of options, this ancient con comes in to play.
In an attempt to satisfy his debts - with a paid round of handjobs once they get to the destination (traditionally snowboard holiday ventures in the islands of Northern Japan.)
The outcome is always the same though, the degenerate in question shows up early to a gentlemen’s establishment, massage parlor, or sauna, and offers to “finish off the customers” for no monetary renumeration, as long as she instructs them to “place a towel over their face, for an even better ending”
The broke friend, hides, impatiently waiting in the shadows of the lampshade - ready at a moments notice, to take on his debts, until the last drop remains.
After being badgered to repay, and running out of options, this ancient con comes in to play.
In an attempt to satisfy his debts - with a paid round of handjobs once they get to the destination (traditionally snowboard holiday ventures in the islands of Northern Japan.)
The outcome is always the same though, the degenerate in question shows up early to a gentlemen’s establishment, massage parlor, or sauna, and offers to “finish off the customers” for no monetary renumeration, as long as she instructs them to “place a towel over their face, for an even better ending”
The broke friend, hides, impatiently waiting in the shadows of the lampshade - ready at a moments notice, to take on his debts, until the last drop remains.
How does Captain always manage to pull aff all these epics trips? It’s always last minute, and he’s always saying he’s broke? gives? He’s world famous for those “Hirafu Hando’s” - The Boys say he does a better job anyway.
by JiZ~Markie January 30, 2025
Get the Hirafu Hando mug.After a long time on a regular house phone (not a cell phone), the ears, elbows, & hands get so tired from holding the phone they get sore.
That 5~hour phone call sure gave me telephone ear, telephone elbow, & telephone hand making them so very sore.
by Starchylde May 29, 2016
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