handwasher

Similar to fisting but using both hands inside the orifice of choice and mimicking washing your hands with soap or such.

That girl was so loose I finally got to use the handwasher last night!

by Louise46 May 26, 2009

Landmaster failure

To use either fox, falco, or wolf's final smash in Super Smash Brothers Brawl, only to have the landmaster fall offscreen somehow.

Fox: LANDMASTER!
iland master falls through the floor somehow /i
Wolf: Landmaster failure!

by strongfan June 19, 2008

landmaster

The Final Smash of every character in the game "Super Smash Brothers Brawl" for the Nintendo Wii.

"Wait, wasn't Pikachu's FS called Volt Tackle?"
"Nope, it's called Landmaster."

by Chris Berman January 31, 2008

Landmaster

Landmaster (n): An object used to represent an unexpected and disappointing turn of events. Originated from Super Smash Bros. Brawl, where three different characters have the same final smash.

What do you think youre going to get for Christmas?

I dunno, but with my luck, its probably just gonna be a landmaster.

by dwdrummer01 January 31, 2008

HackMaster

A former 13373 hacker who is takeing over the net as we speak.

The person who is hacking your computer as we speak AKA ME

by DJ March 15, 2005

Casper the Landmaster

Noun. Someone who is a hybrid of Frank the Tank and a video game nerd.

'Cspr da Ldmstr'

Reporter: There seems to be a fat guy with 2 beers, yelling at people about StarFox and the Legend of Zelda.

Some Guy: Hey look! Casper the Landmaster is on TV!

by JKell March 30, 2010

LANDMASTER

to protect and serve a certain proximity of space or territory. no such thing as a LANDMASTER. or is it?*gasp* Not cliche enough for ya.... wellz ask yur infested sister for sum dick licking skills

David Sakurai > so called landmaster "word creater" is the perfect example of a fucking gaylord taking it through the back door 40 times a week from his boppyhead fans

by SGT.PLOW February 1, 2008