Handicappable

To be handicapped or disabled while still able to live and function normally.
Word created/used by Brandon Rogers.

"You call me handicappable, because it's a fact that disabilities can't hold me back!"

"I am handicappable of math!"

by sothicsepia14 March 28, 2020

Chocolate Handcuffs

The act of "popping" ones ball or balls (depending on elasticity) into one's partner anus and then requesting for them to clench. Once restrained in this manner the only "key" is a good push hopefully not dislodging any foreign matter other than your testicle/s

"Man why are you walkin funny?"
"That chick at the cafe we saw yesterday didn't want to let me go so she restrained me with her chocolate handcuffs! I'm gunna be out of action for a few days."

by craig101 January 8, 2012

hardache

A cross between a hard-on and heartache. Primarily sadness accompanied by arousal.

Dude, thinking about that breakup sex fills me with hardache.

by Not Pratty January 15, 2009

handatude

When some one is getting mad and giving attitude with there hands.

That poor guy is getting handatude from his girl. He must have done something bad

by always&forever18 December 14, 2010

Hadacha

English Translation: Adasa. Original Middle Name of Queen Esther in B.C. This name defines craziness, beauty, attitude, and intelligence. Hadacha might also mean someone very cute or good looking, usually originating from a Hispanic area, and that has a sense of humor. This name also defines a sense of clumsiness and hateness. A person named Hadacha might have many cons that she dislikes. This person also has alot of different and changing emotions according to the horoscopes of the name . A Hadacha is very bashful and always afraid to admit things

She's a Hadacha!

Don't loose that Hadacha.
Hadachas' are everywhere!

by CheckerB May 16, 2013

paper handcuffs

A limitation that should not be an issue. IE: you should be able to bust out of paper handcuffs but they are "technically" handcuffs. Typically a corporate rule or government restriction that is imposed seemingly to create a "maximum" or prevent overuse or abuse.

A daily withdrawal limit from your checking account is such a paper handcuff.

Only 2 per customer? What a paper handcuff!

This legislation imposes paper handcuffs on the public.

by Korwill March 7, 2017

handicrapped

When you sit on the toilet for way to long and your legs fall asleep, making it difficult to walk for a short period of time.

"I almost fell over after that hour long deuce drop, I was officially handicrapped."

by johnny catastrophe January 31, 2012