Hanan

Hanan is the literal embodiment of capitalism and Muslim privilege. She resells vintage clothing for profit on Depop and at flea markets. She can never hang out with her friends either because her mother wants her home immediately or because she needs to study for an insurmountable amount of classes. If you overhear Hanan talking on the phone with her mom, just know that shes either begging to stay out longer or her mom is yelling at her “WHY ARE YOU BROKE”.

Wow, we just got here and Hanan has to go home already.

by I_<3_Nikki November 22, 2021

hanan

a jewish dilf.

brendan: "have you seen that jewish dilf on pleasant street? he's such a hanan"

by jilf6969 April 29, 2009

Hanan

Hanan is the perfect girl for a guy named Tobias. She is the hottest Arabic girl in the world, but everybody hates her. She works out alot and have a big booty and perfect legs. She dosnt have such Nice Hair og eyes, but she looks like Mia Khalifa.

PERSON 1: omg look, there’s Mia khalifa

PERSON 2: wait a little... i think it’s a Hanan

by superrunbrenner61 October 29, 2019

hanan

mislead general public using mass media

politicians hanan Indians with fake news

by shikar July 26, 2018

Hanan

hanan is a tall, depressed, anime loving female who posts memes to escape reality

‘ hanan! are u attempting suicide again?’

by niggabootysecks November 1, 2019

Aysha Hanan

The human embodiment of a cupcake, passing resemblance to the pastry to such a degree, that it is nearly impossible for anyone who passes her by, to eat her up. Also defined as the ray of sunshine to all the turtles on the planet.

Caroline keeps Felicia alive through the day.She is such an Aysha Hanan!

by Moodifier May 7, 2021

Haleema and Hanan

The CUTEST couple ever!!!

There literally SOULMATES!!

They both can overcome any challenges that they face and will always be each other's friend and lover!!

Girl:OMG!!! Is that Haleema and Hanan there soo meant to be

by Heyyy!!!6526 November 24, 2021