Hampstand

In a male's apartment/house, the hamper next to the bed that is also used as a makeshift nightstand to put shit on because we don't believe in wasting money on an actual nightstand until a girl comes along and insists that we get one.

"You need to get rid of that hampstand so I don't have to move my phone off it every time you need to put your dirty boxers in it."

by inmyworld9 September 10, 2011

Canadian Hamstand

When a nude, (sometimes) unshaven women does a handstand. This is followed by a guy placing a thinly sliced piece of ham over the woman's pussy and while still in her upside-down, handstand position, the guy fingers her through the ham inducing female ejaculate. After some time and the female has orgasmed, it is customary for the guy consume the ham.

Rachel: Hey Billy, look at me! I am doing a handstand!

Billy: Wait right there you scummy bitch, this is a perfect opportunity for a Canadian Hamstand. Take off your tattered clothes while I get the Ham!

Rachel: Oh sounds great, Billy! I havent even shaved my puss since the fucking Carter administration.

Billy: Shut the fuck up you repulsive whore. Just hurry up and come so I can eat this ham!

by Donny Boy April 13, 2012

hamsta

when a gotee protrudes at least 2 inches past the chin

Lani loves obeds hamsta

by ong bak February 3, 2010

Hamastani

A person who support the activities of Hamas and their terrorist activities. These types of people claimed to support Palestinians or Palestine or were Palestinian or from Palestine but they acutally supported Hamas or their allies such as Hezbollah or Houthis or the destruction of Jews, Israelis or Israel.

My gosh, this guy is a Hamastani not a Palestinian

by TheDickSwordz April 28, 2024