hamsandwitch

A way of saying I love you without being gay or being cheesy . Being completely in awe of someone but being too shy to say anything

I'm being a hamsandwitch rn

by Extra mayo sandwich October 9, 2019

hatstanding

To talk about unrelated topics when part of a group, playing a game or engaged in an activity requiring the groups concentration.

We started playing Dungeons and Dragons later than we planned because we ended up 'hatstanding' for a couple of hours.

by StarSmythe April 18, 2020

Albuquerque Hatstand

A sexual act in which a male stands completely naked in the corner of a room while his companion attempts to jump onto his erect penis. Much in the same fashion as throwing a hat across a room onto a hatstand...but in this scenario the hat is either someone's vagina or anus.

Tim: "Why are you standing naked in the corner of your room with an erection Jason?"

Jason: "Because we're about to do an Albuquerque Hatstand. Sarah is just in the bathroom getting ready. Now could you get out of my bedroom please Tim?"

by Volit August 28, 2014