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Milk for Dead Hamsters

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A horrible joke played on a younger sibling.

Specifically, convincing them that his/her dead hamster will resurrect itself if you drown it in milk. Naturally, it doesn't work and the initial sadness of losing a pet is multiplied by the factor of defeated hope.
That was a cruel prank you pulled, a real milk for dead hamsters.
by Baltimore McCree August 25, 2012
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Hamstershaver

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A strain of stupidity that is virilously contagious. Has a crayon-based diet, but also eats play-dough and paste. Choice of hosts are typically semi-retarded fat chicks with ample breasts. Never found in the vaginal orifices.
Algernon is a hamstershaver.
by CM April 14, 2004
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hamstershaver

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Chubby chaser. Plumper lover. Anti kitty licker. Jedi master of karma whoring. All knowing karma master. One that has sexual intercourse in two minutes or less
by hs February 11, 2005
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Hamstershacking

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To go out and get insanely drunk at your local bar/dive.
Guy 1: Where is your sister?

Guy 2: Oh, don't worry about her, she went hamstershacking last night and won't be resurfacing for a while...
by Mil.Friendly November 15, 2011
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Local bar and/or dive in which you spend countless hours getting incredibly drunk.
Man: Wow! You look like death today.

Woman: I know, I was at the Hamstershack last night...
by Mil.Friendly November 15, 2011
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Hamsterslam

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The act of shooting a live hamster, ( without harming it) into the anus of your partner with a homemade potato gun. For just plain fun, or for slightly abnormal sexual desires.
Man we were so bored last night we just started paying people five bucks to let us hamsterslam them for entertainment. Boy were they surprised to learn what it was, but we didn't let them back out cuz a commitment should be honored. We have values, and morals, and stuff bro.
by Toilet Dy-No-Mite January 31, 2020
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hamstershaver

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One who has Hamsters.

more than one hammster.

The One With hammsters.ie Hammster haver
Look Mummy at the Hamster Rangler.

Mummy:""Indeed...he Is a Hamster Haver."
by CFZB March 29, 2005
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