Hamstershacking

To go out and get insanely drunk at your local bar/dive.

Guy 1: Where is your sister?

Guy 2: Oh, don't worry about her, she went hamstershacking last night and won't be resurfacing for a while...

by Mil.Friendly November 15, 2011

Hamstershack

Local bar and/or dive in which you spend countless hours getting incredibly drunk.

Man: Wow! You look like death today.

Woman: I know, I was at the Hamstershack last night...

by Mil.Friendly November 15, 2011

Hamsterslam

The act of shooting a live hamster, ( without harming it) into the anus of your partner with a homemade potato gun. For just plain fun, or for slightly abnormal sexual desires.

Man we were so bored last night we just started paying people five bucks to let us hamsterslam them for entertainment. Boy were they surprised to learn what it was, but we didn't let them back out cuz a commitment should be honored. We have values, and morals, and stuff bro.

by Toilet Dy-No-Mite January 31, 2020

hamstershaver

One who has Hamsters.

more than one hammster.

The One With hammsters.ie Hammster haver

Look Mummy at the Hamster Rangler.

Mummy:""Indeed...he Is a Hamster Haver."

by CFZB March 29, 2005

Music for Hamsters

J-Pop acts such as Kotoko, Mi-Ko and Morning Musume that use musical techniques so bizarre that the only possible explanation is that the target audience consists of largely of hamsters.

Galaxy Bang! Bang! by Angel Tai is a great example of Music for Hamsters.

by Cpn. Hamster August 22, 2004

hamsters on wheels connection

to have an internet connection that is as if your connection was a hamster running on a wheel

man, you got hamsters on wheels connection. get att

by beankid January 6, 2010

THE BAD G HAMSTERS

The bad oraganization of hamsters better then ham-hams kills all the ham-hams and Onittrays the leader

The Bad G hamsters came and killed the ham-hams

by Onittray October 16, 2003