Hammerhead

A person who enjoys eating out excessively bloody assholes. They typically bite off small chunks of flesh in the process, adding to the bloody carnage.

Hammerheads usually perform this action in groups as part of a "feeding frenzy."

That hammerhead is eating mad time asshole! Look at all that blood!

by UsedDinger October 23, 2013

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Term used in the cycling community for a really gung-ho athletic rider, the kind with an intense training regimen and a "need for speed." Named for their habit of dropping the hammer, or launching into unnecessary bursts of speed, particularly blowing off weaker riders in recreational group rides. In extreme cases, they've been known to blow off traffic lights and laws just to go fast. Too often matching the stock image of the athletic, lycra-clad scofflaw, they're often blamed for perpetuating a lot of ugly stereotypes about people on bikes.

"I get to the intersection on my bike, and just when I get the light, some hammerhead blows off the intersection right across my bath! He cuts me off, AND all those cars. Then they all start honking at me, even when I signal properly, because they think I'm a jerk, too. I'm just trying to get to work!"

by The Urban Husky October 30, 2011

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someone who copies every single fucking joke you say. Basically, a massive, unoriginal twat.

Person 1 - "lmao you have aids."
Person 2 - "yeah lmao you have aids."
Person 1 - "stfu you fucking hammerhead cunt."

by FingerCrossAndGodBless June 13, 2017

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A drinking game for the boys. Involves two pong games going on simultaneously on two tables shaped like a hammerhead. One table is straight and the other table is faced sideways connected to the first table. The game that involves the long table involves cups 4-3-2-1 and is 2v2. The short table is 1v1 and has cups 3-2-1. One team from long game and short game are on same team. First team to eliminate all cups wins.

The boys played hammerhead last night. They were super ducked up.

by Rik April 22, 2017

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A shit so large it feels like the head of the hammer is coming out of your ass but then tapers of nicely for sweet relief.

Practicing lamaze techniques during this process if helpful.

WARNING:
The hammerhead can cause bleeding so don't be alarmed.

Now I know what having a baby feels like, I just dropped a hammerhead in the bowl.

by SavedByZero July 20, 2009

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