Hammerjack

when having sex with a female as the man is about to ejaculate he removes his member and smacks it with incredible force using his penis as a hammer on the women's stomach or ass blowing his load all over her.

while steve was pounding on jills vag he surprised her with a quick hammerjack!

by ap12387 April 7, 2010

Hammerballs

While a man is receiving oral sex, it is the act of bruising a partner's chin as a result of violent, aggressive oral sex, whereby the testicles slap against the chin with such force, causing the bruising or tenderness of the partner's chin.

His ballbag slapping hard against his girlfriend's chin, Frank gave Sally hammerballs.

by Beer Whore September 28, 2010

Hammerbagged

Slang for attacked, abused, severe disappointment, hassled, overcharged (like getting hit with a bag of hammers, figuratively)

Also "hammerbagging"..the act of getting hammerbagged.

Did you see what they are charging me? I got hammerbagged.

Look at all this traffic..we are getting hammerbagged.

My girlfriend was so pissed at me...I took a royal hammerbagging.

by Clustmaster P January 10, 2010

shitfuck hammerfaced

The state of being strongly intoxicated by drugs (such as alcohol, MDMA, LSD, mushrooms, ketamine, DMT, 2CB, morphine, GBH, DXM or peyote) to a point beyond all logic and/or reasoning.

"Dude, after I ate that eighth of shrooms, I drank half a bottle of Delsym. I was shitfuck hammerfaced."

by G. Darkness January 13, 2013

Superhero hammerjack mode

The state at which men try to develop superhero senses to hear, smell, feel, see, and possibly taste someone coming anywhere near five feet of the bedroom or bathroom door when masturbating.

Man, i totally went superhero hammerjack mode yesterday, my mom almost caught me bumpin the monkey!!!

by Albusdumbledore July 19, 2011

hammerdick

A revered term for a man residing within the south coastal region of Lake Erie to the PA/NY Appalachian Mountain area. A man who finds enjoyment in beer drinking, has outstanding fines at all time with the local/ state government, owns one or more guns, burns his trash, and typically falls within the blue - white collar range according to the 2010 census. A real menace to city folk.

- I just spotted them hammerdicks ripping up State St on them dirt bikes. - Oh Yeah? I even saw one the other day burning his trash which included an old car while drinking a bud heavy with no fucks given.

by US Dep of Definitions May 20, 2016

hammerfucking

When someone on a crotch rocket rolls off the throttle, clutches in, shifts then dumps the clutch and rolls onto the throttle hard. All within a 1 second timeframe.

"See that guy switching gears? he's really hammerfucking it"

motorcycle crotch rocket shifting hammerfucking

by xECGx April 24, 2014