Hamgasm

A non-physical orgasm that is initiated by the stimulation of a non-sexual interest of a person, i.e. food, music, art, career, etc.

In such a case, replace "Ham" with the person's name.

The Alejandro Sanz CD gave Hamlet a Hamgasm, as did his high paying Linguistics job in Brazil.

Jim jimgasmed from The Beatles's album.

Guns makes me Bobgasm.

by Suijen June 10, 2007

Haggaplaster

A penis coming from the root word of plaster which means a body part and the root word of hagga which means to pee.

"Cindy, I know you want my big and juicy haggaplaster!"

by Lila, leanna, and Emily. April 14, 2009

Hamgamer17

Known for enormous genitalia

Person 1: Wassup man! You seem to be a Hamgamer17 not gonna lie!
Person 2: Thanks jit, you too

by Pahooga17 January 3, 2022

Hamgasm

Hamgasm is when a Sail-O-Bot / Sea Ham reaches a high state of euphoria caused by seeing a dank Sea Ham meme they are featured in.

A Hamgasm experienced whilst asleep is referred to as a 'Ham Dream'.

Hamothy Ferriss refers to the mythical 4-Hour Hamgasm in his book 'The 4-Ham Body'

Hey VVD, I just had my first Hamgasm whilst looking at this dank meme Skife featured me in.

by DankHelper March 14, 2022

Hamapasap

Help as many as possible as soon as possible

Help us hamapasap!

by HAMAPASAP July 19, 2018

HAMGASM

1. When the thought, eating of or otherwise engaging with pork products spawns a mental or physical orgasm.

2. The joy gained by saving a pig from the slaughterhouse.

The smell of bacon cooking have her a hamgasm.

by Queen of 29 November 1, 2020

Hamaphobe

Despising, disliking or showing prejudice towards those members of society that are classed as Hamasexual. I.e. those that are sexually or romantically or otherwise attracted to Hamas and/or the Free Palestine movement. Particularly as of 7th October 2023 onwards.

See also, Hamaphobic, Hamaphobia, Hamasexual.

"Protests by Hamasexual men and women have been ongoing since 7th October for an end to discrimination of the Palestinian people and Hamas based on terrorism to ordinary people going about their lives - e.g. attending festivals, at home, work, etc. Meanwhile, a whole tirade of hate towards them is building up. Hamaphobe levels are up at their highest levels since oct '23."

"Vic reassured Sukh that he need not worry about Hamasexuals... As once they realised Sukh was a Hamaphobe, they'd soon calm down and lower their Palestinian flags, both in person and on their WhatsApp statuses/names"

"Call me a Hamaphobe, but if I hear one more thing about Free Palestine I swear I'm gonna shoot someone. Hamasexuals, the lot of um!"

by CHEMISTA November 4, 2023