Hamburger

Ground beef patty INSIDE A BUN.
NO EXCEPTIONS.

IT HAS TO BE IN A BUN.
NOTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD CAN EVER BE CALLED A HAMBURGER.

I’m eating a hamburger. Just look at the definition and you’ll know what I’m eating. It’s not a soup, it’s not a salad, it’s a GROUND BEEF PATTY IN A BUN!!!!!!

by Thehamburgerman May 27, 2018

hamburger

an insult

hey mark I'm eating your mom

no, my mom isn't a hamburger

yea but she is a dead cow

by Heathen_R December 9, 2020

Hamburger

A slang term for a member of the Viet Cong and the North Vietnamese Army. This term may sometimes be extended to other people that fought against the United States Marines in the Vietnam War.

Carlos Hathcock once killed 7 hamburgers at one time.

by watchoutforcharlie November 21, 2009

Hamburger

A word to use when you don't want to curse.

"Hamburger, look at all you"

"When making love to your woman you say hamburger"

by hitmancoolio October 16, 2008

hamburger

A fantastic meal named after beautiful Hamburg City in europe.

By the way: There is no Ham in the Hamburger, because there obviously aint no Burger in the Hamburger neither.

What the f* would a Burger be anyway?

Just like there neither is a Frank in a Frankfurter nor is there a Furter.

In their slackness, the people of america began to call the hamburger just a burger.
Then along came stupid and invented the cheeseburger.
The smart guys figured out: If there is cheese on the cheeseburger, there has to be ham on the hamburger. But what they forgot: There ain't no Frank on the furter either!

by morkfromtheork November 23, 2009

hamburger

When you take Ex-Lax, stick your ass against a window, and shit as hard as you can.

The shit will be on your ass cheeks and smushed in your asscrack and it will look like a hamburger through the window.

"Dude, I just nailed the church with a wicked hamburger!"

by DeliPro June 20, 2007

Hamburger

Two men fucking a cow at the same time

Johnny and Gave went to give Betsy a Good hamburger

by Chucky November 30, 2016