Hammering the Beets

Male masturbation. Typically, the more vigorous and rough variety. Not just a causal wank.

I walked in on my roommate sitting on the toilet hammering the beets. I wondered what the smacking was.

My uncle paid me $50 to let him watch me hammering the beets.

I’m so sore from hammering the beets. My balls are swollen. I was on pornhub all day.

by Dick Onchin September 23, 2020

Hog Hammering

A woman who entertains multiple obese men sexually at the same time. Dicks all around.

Linda was caught hog hammering her fathers friends at the crawfish festival.

by Supra man June 24, 2014

rectal hammering

Rectal hammering, verb, adj, it is when you experience a situation when lots of air rushes out your bum in an air hammer manner, some people that suffer from rectal hammering can experience this hundreds of times in a day.

"OMG these farts are just ripping right out of me", " no dude sounds like you have a bad case of rectal hammering".

by Willy Lickit February 17, 2015

Jack-hammering

Fucking a broad with fast, rapid thrusts

Lisa needed a good old jack-hammering!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009

hammering

The act of trying repeatedly to connect to an unavailable FTP server with little or no time between connection attempts. It can be compared to repeatedly hitting the "redial" button on a telephone when dialing a phone number that is busy until the other phone is no longer busy

Most FTP sites have policies against hammering and require FTP clients to set retry times at specific intervals, commonly at least 120 seconds between each attempt to connect. Most FTP sites can also monitor for devices that hammer, and once detected the server will ban access to the offending IP address either permanently or for a limited amount of time.

by Dong Woo December 4, 2004

hammering

When one has really intense sex with a female partner while standing up and she is between the male and wall

"I was hammering that bitch on my living room wall"

by capt.fuck-a-ho January 24, 2007

Hamberdling

To force federal employees to work without pay due a sitting President shutting down the Federal government over a political policy that they want passed before they allow any bill to fund the Federal government to be signed into law without the threat of a presidential veto

"The President is Hamberdling us again by forcing us to work without pay during this Shut Down" complained TSA employee Tom.

by Libertatis January 22, 2019