Hambright

A type of Correctional Officer that is all talk and hides in the Office. Usually has a perch in a window that is visible to supervisors. Usually a cunt. Is probably good at sucking dick too.

See that guard over there he is a Hambright

by Richard McStuffins December 4, 2020

Hakbar

Dutch slang for an Islamic fundamentalist. After "Allahu Akbar", Allah is the greatest in Arabic.

Osama Bin Laden has a huge following among hakbars all over the world.

by Tom Roes March 28, 2007

Hamburger cheeseburger.

Said as an expression to signify when there is indeed a difference between two things or situations, but that difference is unimportant or negligible. Often used when someone is making a big deal out of an insignificant difference. Can also be used to indicate indifference between two choices.

Origin of the phrase: Generally, if someone wants a cheeseburger, and they're served a hamburger, they won't fuss or complain. Sure, there's a difference, but who cares? It's a slice of cheese. Your life's not going to end because you didn't get cheese. Get over it.

Panama City or Myrtle Beach? Hamburger cheeseburger. (Beaches, who cares?)

or

$300, $299? Hamburger cheeseburger. (It's a dollar.)

or

Burned to death, smoke inhalation, hamburger cheeseburger. (He's still dead).

by iamvered May 22, 2014

Hamkari's Logic

When a person tries to explain or define something using the most retarded statements as support. The logic used to absolute fucking non-sense and does not make any sense whatsoever, leaving you absolutely fucking frustrated while face palming way deep down. This logic leaves you speechless with no fucking comment, making you wanting to just kys.

Person A: "Oh look at that dude wearing a shirt and jeans, that such a gay thing to do"
Person B: ".....what th?...how th?...why th?....nah, I'm fucking done. That is so Hamkari's logic right there"

by Learth April 11, 2019

total hamburger

When someone is deeply fried, well done past burnt and has slid quietly into the zone. This special soul has checked out. They can breathe and maybe burp a bit, little more though. They are on the other side of the counter now. Total hamburger.

Vrin: "Man you are fucked up dude." "You've ceased being human."
Jadu: "I know." (Spoken slowly.)
Vrin: "You resemble landfill now."
Jadu: "I know." (Spoken very slowly.)
Vrin: "Dude, you are fucking hamburger." "Like total hamburger."
Jadu: "I know." (Barely audible.)
Vrin: "Dude, do you want a donut or a beer?"
Jadu: "I know." (No audio now.)

by jethrojones September 2, 2012

Hamburg

City State; A diverse mixture of cultures in the North of Germany with more millionaires per capita than any other city in Germany. It is a unique wonderland with a reputation for shit weather and constant wind. The police in Hamburg have leather jackets, making them tougher and uber cool. The biggest cemetery in Europe is in Hamburg, with it's own dedicated bus service.

Famous and well known for many things, including: Sankt Pauli, the Beatles, and Gina Wild; Some German rap stars have originated and reside within Hamburg. A media centre. Many homeless people live in Hamburg.

Q: Where were the Beatles first established as a popular band?
a=They started in Hamburg on their journey of world domination.
Q: What are hamburgers, the food item, named after?
a=not Hamburg.
Q: Why do people say Hamburg isn't the best?
a=they are in denial, or jealous, or both. Cops with leather jackets, Mann! Who wouldn't be jealous of that?

by w82concerned June 8, 2011

obama hamburger sussy balls

a part of the lyrics once sang by the great kanye east.

Obama hamburger sussy balls
Lil Mosey is white, sussy balls
EDP445, balls, I like thirteen

by papa sherwin March 10, 2022