Bearded Holston

The releasing of your man juice in the pattern of a beard on a females face.

That Heather chick from last night totally wanted me to jizz on her face so I got artsy and gave her an ole' bearded Holston

by Don Chavez February 9, 2015

halsten

The name Halsten, they are crazy sometimes gets into trouble more than they can handle. Ruthless and proud, never worry they are very caring and loyal. Often he/she can have the biggest hearts. Some people look at them as troubled people but really they are just a bunch of fun, loving, REBElS who love partying in the great out doors!!
Attractive crazy country psychoticloving

Did you see what happened to the Halsten's at their foot ball party today?

by Kaitybear7116 December 21, 2016

hulston

1. Any one person who everyone likes and whom does what they please because they don't give a fuck. They usually tend to appear crazy to the untrained eye.
2. The complete opposite of a pussybitch
3. One who is down to earth
random, whack, crazy, and tight will help you dumb motherfuckers know what this word means

"I don't care if this is your girlfriend I fucked her." hulston

by Joe Shomonie February 27, 2008

harston

Person who will give to others even to the detriment of him/herself. Usually a liberal. Often found in public service jobs or charities.

When the teller opened another line, that Harston totally let me go first.

by Manausa March 23, 2008

hastonitis

Scotish term for a rash on the penis from not washing the penis after anal sex. Catagorized as an STD in Scotland but excluded elsewhere except for the US Air Force.

Dude, I met this stripper in Guatemala and banged her in the ass. Now I've got the worst case of itchy Hastonitis

by le club April 29, 2009

Holston and IA

A school of kids who fight a civil war within the school. IA calls Holston kids narcissistic dickheads, and Holston calls IA emo rejects. People should just chill the fuck out.

Have you heard of Holston and IA.

Yeah, they need to chill the fuck out.

by Nsogzodbiahodbaobz March 8, 2020

Helston

A particularly unpleasant little town in Cornwall, famous for a sweet little dance that it is inordinately proud of but the rest of Cornwall laughs at. Has a few good pubs (actually just the one - the Angel) and an epically crappy theme park called Flambards, which has one good ride, which is normally broken. Its one claim to fame is that every other town in the country is to the north of Helston. That's it.

Let's go to Helston! On second thoughts, that would be a bad idea.

by Falman October 18, 2008