Little Hulton, also known as LH, is a small shit hole containing a combo of council estates in Salford, Manchester. If you’
re looking for a vacation here, I
hope you have got your trivago receipt as you
may have mistakened it for somewhere else, as LH is not exactly a tourist hotspot. The only tourist attractions here will not attract you but they will probably try to get onto you via snapchat by sending you a picture of them with a joint inbetween their fingers with their EA7 tracksuit on and their hand down their pants asking for a
shag, spelt wrong. Walking around will lead to you witnessing bare roadmen stood in groups in
random car parks who stink of richmond cigs which they just robbed from premier shop, wearing kings will
dream tracksuit, nike air max, a shit £2 chain from shop on precinct and talking about aitch and how they’re going to
shank or
shag your mum, and spitting bars from grime. Buses which go through LH are the
68, 36, 551, 553 and 38. LH borders with other shitholes: farnworth, bolton, walkden, etc. The best part of little Hulton is the exit, if you are able to exit due to you being
dead because of the daily shankings, shootings and robbings.
Non-LHer: Hi, can I get directions out of Little Hulton please?
Dylan: suck you’re mum u fucking
slag i will
shank u dissing man’s cuntry do 1
