Example
Me: *Tells a joke*
Friend: omg so fucking funny I cant ahahah🤣😂🤣😂
Me: did you just halpert me?
Me: *Tells a joke*
Friend: omg so fucking funny I cant ahahah🤣😂🤣😂
Me: did you just halpert me?
by Thehoemaker December 26, 2020
Get the Halpert mug.To stare off in another direction from the party you are interacting with, preferably to a third party, with a blank or mildly surprised look on your face to emphasize the ridiculousness of your conversation and/or situation with the first party.
The bridesmaid was so drunk and loud during the toast that I had to throw a Halpert to guests at another table.
After the professor stated the due date for the assignment, the undergrad asked when the assignment was due. The professor promptly threw a Halpert to the rest of the class.
After the professor stated the due date for the assignment, the undergrad asked when the assignment was due. The professor promptly threw a Halpert to the rest of the class.
by l0lwhut November 19, 2010
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Only the most beautiful human being you'll ever meet. This amazing green-eyed Uruguayan guy is probably the cutest, most intelligent person ever. He'll teach you new things everyday and will always make you laugh. He gives the best hugs that make you feel safe and warm. He has the freaking best taste in music and is so knowledgeable. He will constantly blow you away with his complex mind and his ability to think deeper than anyone else. He is the kindest, most caring person who always wants to help others. He's the type to relax and watch movies with under a blanket AND the type to go out traveling and trying new things with. His will-power to do what makes him happy shows he'll definitely be going places in life. He especially loves to crunk and grunk. His amazing snuggling skills and taking hints (if you know what I mean) will always leave you missing him when he's not around. You'll be the luckiest person if you can find yourself a Halpert.
by Itsbeesly October 3, 2017
Get the Halpert mug.(n./v.) Its the prediction that two morons are gonna comment on a status with pointless meanings to what they are saying.
Originates from teenagers from Georgia, particularly Atlanta.
This is said in place of "happen" but used as a comical term for others to make fun of misspellings.
Originates from teenagers from Georgia, particularly Atlanta.
This is said in place of "happen" but used as a comical term for others to make fun of misspellings.
Sometimes bad things halpen so that you can appreciate the great things later to come.
I wish that my status would remain "un-halpened."
I wish that my status would remain "un-halpened."
by Mottster May 28, 2013
Get the halpen mug.A very intricate model within HR how to do various things like energy savings within technology services and not be stupid lady wow. Written by Alan Halper and Chris Jennings through Odin and Also Odin Associates.
My wife was stupid lady wow until I implemented the Halper-Jennings Model. The lawyer might be the dog and butt jizzes sometimes wow but he was very helpful through the entire process. Thanks, Scoobz!
by KuroiXHF July 4, 2020
Get the halper-jennings model mug.A psychological compulsion in which the individual reacts to a stressful situation by looking sarcastically at a camera, real or imaginary. Named after the fictional character, Jim Halpert of the US Office.
"What the hell are you looking at?"
"I don't know, I... thought there was a camera..."
"Dude, you might have Halpert's disease."
"I don't know, I... thought there was a camera..."
"Dude, you might have Halpert's disease."
by TheWisemanWB September 30, 2020
Get the Halpert's Disease mug.Legend has it that if you touch Evan Halpenny good things come to you.... oh no wait nothing is better than Evan.
by mr.appleman April 10, 2021
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