Hillbitches

Nappy girls from mountain towns.

Exist in areas of the United States where the girl guy ratio is fkn horrible. Most likely overweight alcoholics who have part time jobs, are obsessed about "cool" mountain sports even though they suck and rarely bathe.

Sometimes they might be mistaken for prehistoric giant sloths wearing hip flat billed hats and hipster glasses.

"I concur, nothing but dirty hillbitches."

While in Salida Colorado "Check this dirty hillbitch out on Tinder!"

by rblackfox April 26, 2014

habitchual offender

Someone who's a d**k to everyone around him 24/7.

Everyone should be forgiven for an occasional grouchy remark or noisy outburst, but there's seldom any excuse for a habitchual offender... if he really feels that wound up and irritable all the time, he should seek professional help for his own sanity and that of everyone around him.

by QuacksO January 7, 2019

Habitchulator

Someone who habitchulates, the process of waiting around, angrily.

John's waiting around angrily, he is an habitchulator.

by Ghostwriter911 October 1, 2022

Habitchuancer

A female who frequently parses or adds unnecessary nuance to her male partner’s statements

My wife is such a habitchuancer. She claimed I called her fat when I simply offered to buy her maternity pants

by The Ultimate Habitchuancer January 13, 2024