Hatfish

A man who is wearing a hat in every picture of his online dating profile and thus hiding the fact he is bald. Only for the unsuspecting woman to find out about said baldness in real life.

‘I went on a date and he was bald’ surely you already knew this prior to the date? No he had a hat on in all his pictures. ‘Oh no he was a hatfish’

by Cassmarie20 May 16, 2019

hatfish

A person who is only attractive when they are wearing a hat

"He took his hat off and looked like a completely different person. A total hatfish"

by Meyonce January 22, 2019

Halfish

A word used to discribe something that was only (about) half of how long it's supossed to be.

Annie: How was your day at school?
Nick: Halfish! :D
Annie: Huh???
Nick: We only had a half day cuz of snow! xD

by Nick! xD January 21, 2009

hagish

old hag looking grumpy, looking like a hag and being grumpy.

wow that hagish is grumpy

by wd sssw January 22, 2009

hatfish

A hatfish is a boy or girl who looks very good when wearing a hat, but when people see them without the hat its like they're a completely different uglier person.

I saw the boy from the party the other day, and he was way uglier. I can't believe he hatfished me.

by Kelly1920 October 1, 2018

Hagfishing

When someone creates a fake profile on a dating site that is deliberately repulsive and offensive for the purpose of demonstrating that people are awful and no bar is too low.

Sally was hagfishing on Match.com as a Neo-nazi single mother with eight kids and a meth addiction. She got 127 messages in 24 hours!

by SlimeEelResearcher February 5, 2019

Hamfish

A weirdo who is commonly a sociopath and occasionally racist mainly about religion.
Not many people like him. A Hamfish has many mental problems like a dislike of bacon, denial that his friends are bribed and thinks beanies are fashionable.

person1: I've been payed to be friends with Hamfish

person2: your going to be rich soon

by your a poop face February 26, 2015