A Nordic sex move during which Lutefisk is liberally applied to the woman's vagina in place of lubricant.
Olga very much enjoys when I give her a Hjalberg Haddock as it means she doesn't have to eat the lutefisk my mom sends us.
by Phemme Phallic January 15, 2021
by andybez June 22, 2006
a ladys front bottom or ham wallet
by DJTL January 10, 2007
lisa was cooking for twelve when she became flustered. "where did i throw that fanny haddock?" she panicked "Oh NO, NO, i chucked it in the damn tomato soup!"
by theWestHamfan November 27, 2003
The area between a lady's thighs that can be a tad whiffy (and sometimes leaving snail trails!!) see flange
by Spinky October 08, 2003
An English phonetic version of "Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau", the national anthem of Wales, written by Swansea poet Nigel Jenkins.
My hen laid a haddock, one hand oiled a flea,
Glad farts and centurions threw dogs in the sea,
I could stew a hare here and brandish Dan's flan,
Don's ruddy bog's blocked up with sand.
(Cytgan - Chorus)
Dad! Dad! Why don't you oil Auntie Glad?
Can whores appear in beer bottle pies,
O butter the hens as they fly!
Glad farts and centurions threw dogs in the sea,
I could stew a hare here and brandish Dan's flan,
Don's ruddy bog's blocked up with sand.
(Cytgan - Chorus)
Dad! Dad! Why don't you oil Auntie Glad?
Can whores appear in beer bottle pies,
O butter the hens as they fly!
by Koshevoi July 24, 2010
When your bathing costume gets stolen or washed away whilst you are in the sea so you have to streak naked back to the changing room down the beach as fast as you can.
by Sparky 55 March 01, 2024