Hjalberg Haddock

A Nordic sex move during which Lutefisk is liberally applied to the woman's vagina in place of lubricant.
Olga very much enjoys when I give her a Hjalberg Haddock as it means she doesn't have to eat the lutefisk my mom sends us.
by Phemme Phallic January 15, 2021
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haddock haven

A lady's vagina, snatch, salmon canyon etc.
as in, I would love to seek refuge in her haddock haven.
by andybez June 22, 2006
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haddock mitten

dude this bird just swipped my phone and jammed it right up her haddock mitten!!
by DJTL January 10, 2007
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fanny haddock

lisa was cooking for twelve when she became flustered. "where did i throw that fanny haddock?" she panicked "Oh NO, NO, i chucked it in the damn tomato soup!"
by theWestHamfan November 27, 2003
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haddock honey pot

The area between a lady's thighs that can be a tad whiffy (and sometimes leaving snail trails!!) see flange
Hello luv can I squirt my chunky tartare sauce up your haddock honey pot later?
by Spinky October 08, 2003
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My Hen Laid A Haddock

An English phonetic version of "Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau", the national anthem of Wales, written by Swansea poet Nigel Jenkins.
My hen laid a haddock, one hand oiled a flea,
Glad farts and centurions threw dogs in the sea,
I could stew a hare here and brandish Dan's flan,
Don's ruddy bog's blocked up with sand.

(Cytgan - Chorus)

Dad! Dad! Why don't you oil Auntie Glad?
Can whores appear in beer bottle pies,
O butter the hens as they fly!
by Koshevoi July 24, 2010
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Flying Haddock

When your bathing costume gets stolen or washed away whilst you are in the sea so you have to streak naked back to the changing room down the beach as fast as you can.
Jim got arrested after doing the flying haddock when a shark ate his swim shorts.
by Sparky 55 March 01, 2024
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