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M.I.S.H.A.P.

Maybe If She Had A Penis; viral video featuring the Numa Numa Guy. Shows girls what life would be like if they had to deal with a swinging member all day long. They'd most certainly appreciate the hardships men have to endure... especially when it comes to receiving quality oral sex.
M.I.S.H.A.P... she would know what to do with mine.
by shardyblue May 13, 2010
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p.o.s.h.

A popular definition seems to be that P.O.S.H was printed on tickets for P&O cruise ships in the early 20th century leaving India. These tickets were for the more desirable rooms which put you on the Port side going out and the Starboard side returning home as it kept you out of the sun and kept the room cool.

However, no tickets have ever been found which had P.O.S.H on the ticket.

Sources:
www.wikipedia.org
www.askoxford.com www.phrases.org.uk

I suggest that the mistake has been made from the full name of the Cruise Liner: Peninsular and Oriental Steam Navigation Company. Maybe a printing error produced P.O.S.H rather than P.O.S.N.C

A more factual defintion still derives from a shipping term which does not seem to be suggested on the previous source sites.

When boats leave a harbour the shipping lanes work to the rule that you must stay to the left hand side like on U.K roads. When leaving a harbour you therefore keep the Port lights of the shipping lane on the left and the Starboard on the right. However, when returning you keep the starboard lights on the left and the Port lights on the right. Hence Port Out Starboard Home... P.O.S.H
Salcombe Harbour uses this Port Out Starboard Home or p.o.s.h. principle.
by Raberto September 8, 2008
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H.O.P.S

While Michele attempted to write her final paper, Cassandra kept asking her to play cards.

Cassandra: "Lets play cards!"
Michele: "You're being a H.O.P.S. right now."
by ayyyyeeeeoooo July 18, 2010
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F.P.S.I.H

The Acronym used for the condition known as a First-Person-Shooter Induced Headache,which is a headache that is induced from playing too much first person shooters in one sitting.
Kyle: Hey Ken, you wanna play some Modern Warfare 2?

Ken: No thanks man, I got an F.P.S.I.H from playing it this morning.
by ITSAP3RS0N June 17, 2010
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P.D.H.S

People die here slowly
DONT GO HERE!!!
by Ms.agent April 10, 2008
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P.O.S.H.

Kyle: Hey, Melvyn, isn't that Kayleigh?
Melvyn: Oh, P.O.S.H.? Yeah, that bitch is such a cockblock...
by ProstiTot October 29, 2008
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P.I.S.S.H.E.A.D.

Another word for chain smoker, especially if they smoke bidis. Usually they hide their cigarettes, joints, bidis, or whatever in their backpacks, then smoke them in the school bathroom. They also attempt to fuck at school, but none of the girls like them.
There are too many P.I.S.S.H.E.A.D.s at my school.
by ebghjebb February 17, 2017
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