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The Classic Luke Holland 

This is the infamous sex position introduced to the world by Luke Holland. It is when a man throws his partner (man or woman) on to a near by surface, allowing him to gain a dominant stance over them. He then proceeds to take his testicles out and slips them into the partner's anus, one at a time. At this point the anus almost becomes a vacuum, sucking the balls deep inside. Keep in mind only the testicles enter the rectum. It is very satisfying to both participants.
Katie told me she wanted me to put my balls inside of her, so I gave her "The Classic Luke Holland"
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thomas stanley holland 

the best human being that has ever lived. Quacksons, Dave the Frog, and Umbrella are only three examples of his greatness.
“Thomas Stanley Holland is my reason for existence

No Habla Hollandaise 

When you are unable to speak the language of hollandaise.
Guy 1: Hey bro want to grab some brunch tomorrow?

Guy 2: Sorry man, no habla hollandaise.

Holland in 2030 

A shaved pussy and female genitalia region that is extremely wet and aroused, just like the effect of climate change on Holland in the near future.
That sex was so hot last night.

I know! Your vagina was Holland in 2030. And those orgasms!

Hollaback Girl 

In order to fully understand what a "hollaback girl" is, one must first understand what it means to "hollaback." When one hollas back, one responds to a verbal insult with their own reciprocal verbal insult. This in itself is not necessarily a negative thing, however to become a "hollaback girl" is something to be avoided. A "hollaback girl" is a girl who responds only with these verbal insults, without ever actually taking it to the next level and kicking some ass. In other words, a hollaback girl is all talk and no walk.
This phrase was originally popularized by Gwen Stefani via her song "Hollaback Girl" from her debut solo album L.A.M.B. The song was a response to a comment Courtney Love made about Gwen in an interview with 17 Magazine. Love reportedly stated "Being famous is just like being in high school. But, I'm not interested in being the cheerleader. I'm not interested in being Gwen Stefani. She's the cheerleader, and I'm out in the smoker shed."

Gwen, upon hearing this, did not hollaback like a petty cheerleader. She instead came back with Hollaback Girl. In explanation of the song she said "Someone one time called me a cheerleader, negatively, and I've never been a cheerleader. So I was like 'Ok, fuck you, you want me to be a cheerleader? Well I'll be one then. And I'll rule the whole world. Just you watch me.'" This is clearly in reference to Love's comment. And based on "Hollaback Girl"'s success, I'd say Gwen held true to her word and took over the world.
1.These bitches were talking smack, so I had to holla back.

2. All that girl ever does is talk smack. She never takes any actual action. She's SUCH a hollaback girl.
Hollaback Girl by Violet Vanity October 18, 2009

Paddy Holland 

Youngest brother of Holland brothers (aka Tom Holland, Sam Holland and Harry Holland ). Has friends like Gian that are "running for president" and holds lives on IG that last for an hour. Actual name: Patrick
Youngest son of Nikki and Dom Holland.
Is absolutely adorable.
Did you see Paddy Holland, he was such an adorable child!
Paddy Holland by tomholland.ing April 19, 2018

Hollanders 

A fan base who all share the love for the 2017 Spider-Man actor, Thomas Stanley Holland aka Tom Holland. Hollanders are very passionate about him and will bash anyone who tries to hate on him.
Person: I LOVE TOM HOLLAND
other person: ME TOO!!
both: HOLLANDERS FOR LIFE!!
Hollanders by baby_girl123 September 17, 2017