gymbro

gymbros tend to overcriticize their bodies. They also tend to be more fit than anyone.

"Tell that gymbro he's fat so he'll get insecure and work out more.."

by suzy person August 21, 2014

Gympotence

When and injury or fatigue prevents you from performing a regular workout at the gym.

"I can't go to the Gym tonight 'cause a pulled muscle has given me serious Gympotence!"

by illestrader July 3, 2015

gymphobic

the constant and irrational fear of gyms and working out

Wow, that guy over there is like 500 lbs, he must be gymphobic!

by punlordd September 9, 2021

Gymphobia

Gymphobia is a phobia where where one is scared to make the effort to have a healthy lifestyle. Generally is seen in a person who complains about their bad health due to being overweight caused by their unhealthy choices (not eating healthily or not working out) but don't want to put in the effort to lose weight.

Also is a person who shames those who workout to feel better about themselves.

Your friend has gymphobia. He keeps complaining about being overweight but won't do anything about it.

by Gymshredder July 21, 2022

Gimprovise

To improvise badly, an idiot trying to provide a solution to a problem

The boss is furious, Gerry gimprovised on the bug problem and made it worse

by Steve Adams January 9, 2009

gyprok

basicaly it mean 'fool' so yer u no

what do you think you are doin u gyprok

by machine head December 4, 2007

Gymposter

(A) People who are obviously not serious about getting in shape but attend a fitness club (usually at the request of a significant other) and hog the machine, bench, or area that a serious and courteous member would like to use, remaining there for an exceptionally long time, and are intentionally putting forth little physical effort due to being naturally lazy. (These annoying pricks usually decrease in numbers as it gets farther away from January 1st.)

"All the treadmills are occupied. That one fat gymposter has been there for 25 minutes and hasn't even walked a quarter mile. Get the hell off and go back to the dairy farm, you prick."

by Screw Liberals June 26, 2016