Gymbership

The state of desiring to cancel a gym membership but lacking the will to do what is necessary to see the desire through.

Aaron’s gymbership is why he can’t afford gout treatment.

by Jk318 May 26, 2021

Bum Gummer

The act of receiving fellatio from a toothless destitute.

I've got two bucks and a bottle of Night Train. Time to go down to skid row to cruise for a bum gummer

by MaggotLord October 11, 2009

Thumb gummer

when you place your thumb in your partner’s butthole while having sex doggie style and it sucks your thumb like a toothless mouth, e.g. an asshole

“I put my finger in her thumb gummer last night while I was banging her from behind”

by ZanDolo October 24, 2020

gummers

The act of getting oral sex from a young vixen or if your a sick twisted individual, an old lady with no teeth.

I got gummers of that ditch pig in the waffle house parking lot.

by Limey Bastard August 23, 2003

hummer gummer

A blowjob from a woman without teeth.

Grandma gives the best hummer gummers.

by Captain Fantasdick May 2, 2005

Dirty Gummer

To take a gummer of blow with cooking grease on it.

The only surface available for us was a cooking sheet, which happened to be used, so I had to take a dirty gummer.

by Tom ***** March 22, 2008

Wal Mart Gummer

This nasty lady at wal mart who has no teeth and she's old and hits on young men and licks her gums while she macks it to them.

"That gross lady licking her gums wanted you Dave she was a Wal Mart Gummer."

by YUYUYGYGYGUGYUGOOIUGYOGUI July 19, 2007