gurp

to be butthurt or complain every five seconds over something. you may hear some people saying the following phrases when referring to the act of gurping: "gurp me harder", "gurpin burger" or "gurp juice" these mean that somebody is "gurpin" extremely hard. another word used at northgate high school created by ngb.

"I was gurpin so hard when I found out I wasn't gonna get road dome from that chick."
or
"I just at the biggest gurp burger at that party, damn that sucked."

by 924bayareashitmayne March 06, 2010

gurp

a person's reaction to being on shrooms, equivalent to getting stoned

I was so gurping off of those shrooms last night.

by Lauren March 24, 2005

gurp

psylosibin mushrooms that are often hallucinogenic in nature, it can also refer to other hallucinogenic drugs as well.

it is a verb (to gurp), a noun (gurps, gurpage, gurp, gurpies), and an adjective (gurped out, gurped, gurpified)

Dude i was so gurped last night

by Mamao May 14, 2007

gurp

Here is the real defintion of gurp,: To gurp or "gurpin'" is being high off of meth also known as "crank". People who gurp, are also known as gurp monkies or methmaticians. This definition of gurp brought to you from the "yay area".

You see that fool Billy? He was on one, just staight gurped!

by The Yay Area February 29, 2008

Gurp

Being in a temporary or permenant state in which one's physical and mental faculties are impaired by an excess of ingested psychoactice substances. These may include alcohol, marijuana, hallucunigens, prescription drugs, or any combination of these listed substances.

Andrew Gurp. Andrew is gurping. Lets go get gurped. I'm gurping so hard right now.

by Andrew Gurp August 08, 2009

gurp

Consuming alcohol. The act of getting drunk.

"Were gurpin' it up at Nicole's house tonight."
"There's a gurpfest on friday!"

by DevinsMom November 06, 2008

gurp

(verb) To get coked the fuck out.

I was straight fucking GURPED last night.

by Skurt Grustle March 17, 2008