Gurked

Fucked

Bryce: Dude that is so gurked.
Jayson: Gurked in the deece dome

by Mouse activate! June 25, 2009

Gurken

As well as being a well known pickle, it is used as another way of describing ones penis.

Jamie Neilson likes jerking others mens gurkens.

by Jammyboy366 March 15, 2009

gurneyman

The baddest mofo in town!

The Gurneyman will bust a cap in yo ass.

by Chachi Malachi June 24, 2003

gurney soldier

One whom sits around at a hospital at the bedside of a patient.
Sitting appearing as to protect the patient.
Protecting the patient like a military guard.

While my wife's mother was in the hospital, her sister sat in the room at her bedside like a gurney soldier.

by DunnerWPB May 28, 2011

Gurneys Law

In a group of friends a guy can only make a move on one female friend in that group. If it goes badly he can't try again or move onto a different friend in that group, its up to the woman to make any future moves after a guys uses his one chance. Women can do what they like as the supersede Gurneys law

Mike: hey dude I'm thinking of hooking up with jenny
Steve: No way man you had your chance with Claire, you don't want to go breaking Gurneys law!

by Didymograptus Gurneyii May 21, 2016

gurdey

The act of downing 30 draft beers at a dive bar and then having to be carried out on a gurney

Dude did you see Bryce last night? Dude got carried out on a gurdey

by Rheumatoid Arthritis July 27, 2023

Gurney

While there's no set definition for what "gurney" as an insult actually means, it is generally acknowledged to be a bad thing, and in no case, under any circumstance should "gurney" be used in a positive way. The term "gurney" can be used as an adjective or a noun (whichever works for the situation).

(theres also the literal definition: a four-wheeled stretcher for transporting hospital patients from place to place ;a wheeled cart or wagon with canvas sides, used in post offices to route mail.)

"Shut your gurney face"

"Screw you, you fuckin' gurney"

"Your mom's a gurney"

"They had to carry him out on a gurney"

by The jojo July 29, 2008