Gumption

When someone with no teeth gives a blowjob

When Edna is mad but still wants the old fella she'll take out her dentures and her gumption gets a rise.

by Jboy76 September 16, 2020

gumption

The place between your gooch and your balls located at the base of the balls (inbetween). Usually feeling like a small divot.

I told her to lick my ass but she licked my Gumption instead

by Beast Bhullar December 13, 2008

Gumption

1. A cleaning agent to remove black marks on pots and pans created by yellow flames (such as that produced by camping stoves).

2. Synonym to 'bags', 'reserve', etc. (Orig. Baulkham Hills HS Year 9 DOE camp - by Catherine).

1. "That stove made my pan turn black"
"Put some Gumption on it"

2. "Oi! I Gumptioned that seat!"

by Hayden W May 30, 2006

gumption

Not been drunk enough to rate high enough on Mary Scotts favourites list.

"Ye haven't got the gumption,go away I want a divorce,booze busters is still open,hmmm,if i wander past my own gate lying flat on some hedges along the way to make it in time then...."

by End of conversation September 29, 2003

goption

A good option. Can be turned into toption for a top option or vegoption for a very good option.

Howard: Let's have McDonalds over KFC
May: That's a goption.
Howard: Well I think it's a vegoption!
May: What about a toption?
Howard: No - you really don't know when you're goin overboard with the stupid option words... I want KFC now, its a goption, go away you freak.

by ykeehc September 27, 2006

gumptionist

Someone who has the gumption to tell it like it is
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Instead of going along with their game, Ashley had the nerve to be a gumptionist and just lay out the truth.

by Ouch! That Hurt! December 11, 2013

Gumption

Pimp-Master Supreme

That man has incredible gumption, enough to pump out a country!

by Pimpinkandy May 16, 2018