When an uncircumcised man is receiving oral sex, and his partner becomes startled, causing them to bite down and cleave his foreskin, leaving behind a perfectly circumcised penis and a newly Orthodox Jew.
"Last night was going great until she gave me the Jewish Guillotine and converted me into an Orthodox Jew."
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The most amazing guy in the world. Incredibly sweet, he always knows how you're feeling without you needing to tell him. He's incredibly loyal and an amazing boyfriend. He loves to sleep but not as much as he'll love his girlfriend and God. No one compares to him. He is the perfect human being. He messes up but he'll make it better. When you're in his arms you're the most safe you'll ever be. Everyone loves him, it's impossible not to.
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A horizontal guillotine running on a track supported by FOUR posts. Your head goes between the tracks. As the guillotine blade approches, a light notifies you to begin a swift kicking motion (Put all you have into it!) An arm is triggered as the blade passes which pushes your detached head forward, making contact with your extended leg. The best case scenario is you punt your own severed head into the grand canyon. (Very difficult to achieve as you only get one try.)
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you sit on the ground with your legs spread sitting up right, have the girl lie on the ground like a bear rug, with your dick in her mouth; as you're about to climax have a buddy curb stomp on her head, slamming down her head so that it cuts off your penis. as you're ejaculating, your blood and cum will mix and shoot out at high speeds covering where ever you are in bloody cum! As for your penis? well that's a meal or souvenir for her to keep.
you sit on the ground with your legs spread sitting up right, have the girl lie on the ground like a bear rug, with your dick in her mouth; as you're about to climax have a buddy curb stomp on her head, slamming down her head so that it cuts off your penis. as you're ejaculating, your blood and cum will mix and shoot out at high speeds covering where ever you are in bloody cum! As for your penis? well that's a meal or souvenir for her to keep.
The Oral Guillotine Sprinkler is a super kinky sex move
Bro, she was so into me she even Oral Guillotine sprinkler ed me.
whoa bro, you did it, and didn't ask me to curb stomp her for you?
sorry homie but I had to ask my neighbour, he was the closest at the time.
that's reasonable.
Bro, she was so into me she even Oral Guillotine sprinkler ed me.
whoa bro, you did it, and didn't ask me to curb stomp her for you?
sorry homie but I had to ask my neighbour, he was the closest at the time.
that's reasonable.
by SimonTheMemeDealer January 2, 2020
Get the The Oral Guillotine sprinkler mug.Guitarist for Pink Floyd. He took over the guitar duties after Syd Barrett went haywire with drugs. Known for his toneful solos, fantastic bends, and great vibrato.
Fred: Man you gotta hear this shit.
Jim: Fuck off man, David Gilmour is shit
Fred:....
Jim:*is force fed his own anal sludge*
Jim: Fuck off man, David Gilmour is shit
Fred:....
Jim:*is force fed his own anal sludge*
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