guff

What the Queen might say were someone in her vicintiy to break wind

Oh my! I do believe someone may have guffed

by very_ape February 13, 2005

guff

insults or problems from someone else

often used by people too afraid to say the word crap or shit

nerd to nerd- he doesn't take any guff

gangster to gangster- snap homey dat mothafucka dont take no shit* from noooobodee

*in this case shit means guff

by thomas the train engine November 07, 2006

guff

Synonymous with shit,

That horse dont take guff from nobody

by Wangster November 25, 2003

guff

Guff is 'Free Stuff' or crap you don't want so you leave it out for anyone to take. Usually its crap, junk, or leftovers.

Did you see someone left cookies on the guff table?
Are these chips someone's or is it guff?

by UUNet September 23, 2004

guff

the southerners way of saying "gulf"

"The tsunami struck along the Persian guff"

by Jordin Wa December 27, 2004

guff

another name for someone breaking wind

ugh ! have you just guffed??

by lorrii3 February 15, 2009

guff

A misogomy of gerulous verbosity

Forget all that guff about indolent behaviour.

by Hercolena Oliver March 09, 2009