(noun) - pertaining to the maximal length or growth of a man's facial hair. Word origin: Commonly mistaken with 'terminal value' from the financial vernacular but earliest use is believed to be from a Greek parable about a young man's journey into manhood. Nikolai, from the island of Garofali, was sent by the elders off the island for 'aner teleios' (grow into manhood). Those sent were not allowed to return until their beard had stopped growing, signaling the god's acceptance of the boy into manhood.
by pebacon February 12, 2015
by Legolas101 December 12, 2015
A sexual act that involves putting a flaccid penis into a girl's vagina and then getting an erection. The penis is felt as a "mutant growth"
My girlfriend really likes when I give her a mutant growth because she likes feeling my penis get erect inside of her
by Mortalicious October 12, 2010
when males pull their testicles out of their pants and rest it on the top of their waste band while hidden under their shirt. Then they go around asking if anyone would like to see their stomach growth.
by Sir Braxwell of Booshire October 23, 2013
by Reikoeiski November 08, 2023
by truyiriyti November 30, 2004
Idiotic marketing term that means nothing. This is what companies do when they are desperate, use smoke and mirrors and stupid terms like organic growth to try to "show" that something is going on when it is the same old crap.
by YoWhatever May 16, 2005