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I am groot! I am groot! I am groot!
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Grothing

To excrete faecses while ejaculating
David was having a quiet grothing session at home by himself while the mrs and kids went shopping, he was unaware that she forgot her purse. She ran quickly into the house to get her purse from the kitchen and found David in the heights of grothing on their dining table......
"OH MY GOD?!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DAVID??!!!!!! I told you not to be grothing all over the house!!!! Your paying for the cleaner this time!!!!! I hope you save that for our churting session in Thursday....."
by Grothstalker September 29, 2012
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Gootherus

First Described by the eminent anatomist D.D, the gootherus describes the whole female reproductive system from the Vagina to Fallopian tubes. These were formally known as the “Hoop”, “Gearbox”, “Cuntbag” and the “Burst Mattress” . If a woman of the female persuasion has an issue with her gootherus, then she attends a gootherologist. Gootherology is the medical specialism and requires intimate knowledge of the gootherus, gootherbox, clunge, Cunt and gearbox
“ I had a pain in my Gootherus, so I have to see the Gootherologist”
“I lost a welly in the marshy bog and need to see a Gootherologist”
“I broke her Gootherus by horsing it up to the back axel”
“The Gootherologist says I’m a chronic Cuntbag”
by Gootherologist2020 November 24, 2020
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exponential growth

The best boner you can get from a chick.
Mary is the most awesome lover I´ve ever had, she gives me exponential growth every single time we mess around.
by rperazag May 10, 2010
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Growth

To personally grow or to have growth is to overcome something. To learn a lesson and make yourself a better person by growthing through your struggles and pains.
Im proud of you, thats growth
by kenziromayne3759 May 7, 2019
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Goother

An irish expression meaning vagina, pussy, beaver, fanny.
Give us a look at your goother!!
by Ross. MacKay August 7, 2007
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groth

v.

To act in a manner showing that you are frustrated, annoyed, or just angry.

n.

To be in a state of acting "grothy".
"I am feeling very full of groth today, please leave me alone."
by Blinky February 14, 2005
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