gröni

Gröni is a way of life. It is used in order to acheive high levels of joy. The Gröni plant grows in the meadows and forest of the Bohuslän region in Sweden. Due to the popularity, an island on the Surte lake was given in honour to the plant - Gröni ön (eng: Gröni Island). The one dealing with it is known as Gröni boss and the ones using it are a part of Gröni gang.

If I just had some gröni from gröni boss!! I would become NOICE…!

by Obunga and Gröni February 9, 2022

Gonzalo

Gonzalo’s are known to be really good looking, smart, awesome taste in music, sweet, and athletic. Gonzalo’s are great with bear hugs and their spirit animal is definitely a bear. Gonzalo’s are the best person to possibly hang out, Are very lovable, adorable, and give the best kisses. In conclusion, gonzalos are the best.

Hello gonzalo

by SOMEONE827367373 October 15, 2021

Gonzalez

Gonzalez is a strong Hispanic last name, meaning "Of War"
So to hell with the haters!
- you know who this is

I wish i could be a Gonzalez!!
That Gonzalez is so fine!

by Sanjaga September 29, 2006

Gonzo Lecture

A university lecture characterised by a replacement of the more formal yet boring teaching methods advocated by teacher training colleges and academic managers by insane sounding rants in which the lecturer replaces dry subject matter with their own uncomfortable, personal truth. Based on Hunter S. Thompson's particular brand of gonzo journalism, the Gonzo Lecture is characterised by first person point of view run wild and an oft-indistinguishable fusion of real-world facts and fictional confabulation. The gonzo lecturer may often combine their personal narrative style with contrived personal and often avant-garde anecdotes, expressions of angry disillusionment, foul language and other methods such as textbook throwing. Meta levels of thought are often subtly conveyed through homage to popular cultural symbols and controversial opinions with which the audience identifies. The objective of The Gonzo Lecture is to wake-up the audience to their own oppression by corrupt power systems through engaging them in personal reflection, prompted by their own discomfort. This reflection is designed to stimulate an aspiration on their part to rethink their self-concept as a channel towards personal change. The Gonzo Lecture, as part of the wider field of Gonzo Education is sometimes considered unprofessional by those not yet intellectually freed from the shackles of oppressive power.

Example 1:
Lecturer: This textbook on your required reading list is a piece of total fucking dog-shit! (throws the book into the lecture theatre to be fought over by the audience)

Student 1: This lecture is totally fucked up, man.

Student 2: Yeah...it's fuckin gonzo, dude.

Student 1: But that book IS totally shit, man.

Example 2:

Lecturer: So big corporations encourage you to volunteer in order that you can work for them for free in order that you can get good work experience for your CV so when you graduate you can get a good job with them, cos they already know you're a fucking gullible patsy who will serve them well for the future. Does that sound fucked up to you?

Student: (thinks...) Fuck, I volunteer for free all the time and never thought I was being taken advantage of. I love this Gonzo Lecture, it speaks truth.

by The Gonzo Lecture March 3, 2010

Grongo

A wayward Brachiosaurus that broke free of his cage.

No, could it be? It was...
GRONGO!!

by Jomy10 January 28, 2021

Danny Gonzalez

The leader of gregs and part time sleep paralysis demon. Legally the greatest youtuber.

Greg: Have you seen the new Danny Gonzalez video.
Craig: No, but I think I've seen him somewhere else.

by Gregoreo3 July 2, 2022

Shuffles Gonzalez

The process of walking and squeezing your ass cheeks firmly together resulting in the shuffling of your feet. This process is orchestrated to prevent the escape of a giant turd or expolsive diairrea.

I totally did the Shuffles Gonzalez all
the way the bathroom! Many Thanks Taco Bell.

by street whizard April 8, 2009