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Gröni is a way of life. It is used in order to acheive high levels of joy. The Gröni plant grows in the meadows and forest of the Bohuslän region in Sweden. Due to the popularity, an island on the Surte lake was given in honour to the plant - Gröni ön (eng: Gröni Island). The one dealing with it is known as Gröni boss and the ones using it are a part of Gröni gang.
If I just had some gröni from gröni boss!! I would become NOICE…!
gröni by Obunga and Gröni February 9, 2022
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Gröningen 

A stupid grassplate where Anders says we have to go to everytime we have sports. You pronuonce it: Gr-ouh-ning-eeehn
Gröningen is near the school and beside a playground with annoying fuckers that people call "little kids".
Okay, lets go to Gröningen!
Why do we always have to be at gröningen?
Fuck Gröningen, it sucks cock.
Gröningen by MALLOOOOW September 15, 2020
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Aiden Granitz 

A four-teen year old boy who really isn’t the best kid you want to know. He simultaneously bullies his friends for attention, which he can’t get. He’s also has the worst hairline that nobody could stand. With friends he always bullies other people and bullies his own friends.
At school

Person who knows Aiden Granitz
“Do you know Aiden Granitz”

Person at school
“ Ya that ass with the worst hairline”

Using Aiden in a sentence
“Queue Aiden’s hairline”
"Gooning" may be most simply defined as that state usually achieved after a prolonged edging session, when a man becomes completely hypnotized by the feeling radiating his penis. Since a gooning state can only be achieved after edging, the man's dick will have become mightily aroused at this point and every caress the male genitals are subjected to will trigger potent elation. As the man keeps edging and thus keeps experiencing intense pleasure, he enters a state of trance where his mind intimately merges with his cock : the gooning state, where he and his dick become one. To be even more accurate, when the gooning state is achieved, the man's body becomes for all intents and purposes an appendage to his erection. When this state is achieved, the male becomes freed of all social codes of conduct, and his arousal, alone, dictates his reactions. As a result, a gooned out man will become very expressive and demonstrative : he may become very vocal, while his body and face might take on undignified expressions and poses, all in response to the intensely exquisite caresses his penis is exposed to. Hence the term "goon", since at this point the man effectively looks like a silly, foolish, or eccentric person.

Gooning is not a narcissistic manifestation. Narcissism is extreme selfishness, with a grandiose view of one's own talents. Rather, gooning is closer to a meditation experience, where the mind and the body align, focused on a single thought (or feeling, in this case).
I spent 10 hours gooning over the weekend.
gooning by FunkyJerker March 24, 2012

Bring Over the Granite 

A euphemism used by middle-aged men to subtly engage in gay sex under the auspices of doing a home improvement project.
"John let's get together in the next week or so, I can bring over the granite for the project."
Verb - To replace ones core values with those consisting of penis jokes, sexual harassment, and being generally obscene.
She was so innocent, so we had to goonify her before the gangbang, for sure.
goonify by buttpuncher December 11, 2014

Geronimo 

pov: you came here to see if Geronimo is actually a slur
friend one:“So say-”

friend two: “Geronimo”

friend one: “OMG you can’t say that it’s a slur”
Geronimo by sag3K December 4, 2020
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
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Person 2:......
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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