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grooning

Verb,a colloquial term literally meaning "Group spooning" The act of spooning with 4 or more people (as 2 is spooning, and 3 is throoning).

It is commonly thought that the term is derived from Nordic, to describe the Viking long boaters sleeping arrangements as they huddled for warmth, escaping from reach of the North Sea's clutches of bitter cold at night.

On the contrary, other's believe that "grooning" was first brought to popular attention by Henry VIII, where in his final days he called for all of his past wives to be dug up from their graves or called up to the palace so he could have one last embrace and waller in the success of his marital achievements.
"Hey baby, how about you, me, your friend, your sister, your mother and my uncle here go back to mine, i've got an urge for some serious grooning"
by The Throonmeister December 29, 2009
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graining on wood

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Matt groening’s

Something owned by Matt groening. Example: the simpsons, Futurama.
Person 1: Hey, did you see matt groening’s new series?

Person 2: Yes. I am a big fan
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Groinding

The act of grinding one's groins together during foreplay.
Hey babe, how about a little mutual groinding to get things going?
by ebuygum April 20, 2009
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Groning

A Groning is a guy who has a huge cock and fucks tons of girls
A Groning is a God
by Groning October 1, 2019
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groaning pains

Most specifically pointed at the older & aging generation upon more frequent and recurring joint and muscle pain. Unlike kids “growing pains” which refer to aches and pains associated with bone, joint and muscle growth.
Typically occurs during the morning hours, within and post exercise and with more prolonged duration.
“Man, these groaning pains are killing me today, even 4 days after my workout”

“My knuckle joints are really firing on groaning pains this morning”
by deckfilma40 February 18, 2009
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GroinKing

GroinKing is peter, he is sooo farken sick and no1 eva beats him!! i love that kid!
"GroinKing is betta than u Biatch!"
"For Shizzle Dizzle, No-one beats that Nizzle GroinKing"
by Peter September 20, 2004
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