Matt Grinnell

God in human form, also know as the second mosiah, similar to Jesus, but more discrete, not many people know him, but those who do, follow/worship him.

"Did you see Matt Grinnell flying the other day"
"No, but I did see him walking on water"
"I didn't, but i saw him swimming through land"

by MattGrinnellDisciple March 30, 2009

Grinnell College

A small, highly-ranked, liberal-arts college in Grinnell Iowa, known for attracting quirky students. In the top 10 colleges in the country for students pursuing their PhDs, Grinnell students are practically geniuses.

Your son goes to Grinnell College? TELL ME YOUR SECRET!

by Brocelona9 August 5, 2012

Grismeldy

Grismeldy is the best person you will meet in the world. Her unique name makes her unique entirely ; shes funny, sweet, mysterious. When she smiles your whole world lights up and she has the sexyest body ever. Her look gives her a naughty sense combined with innocence.

dude # 1 : Do you know that girl Grismeldy?

dude # 2 : Ofcourse.... shes that amazing girl, right? :)

by ChrisJeezy May 5, 2011

Griselda

Very pretty hair and loves the attention hates when people annoy her but still listens to u. She shy, nice, patient, careful, and unique. Hates when people copy her even tho she doesn’t give a fuck if u do. Wants to be rich 🤑. Loves American boys 😅 but won’t actually date one 🥲 loves nice people❤️

For ex: Griselda likes to go shopping 🛍️

by Unknownhunny March 27, 2023

Grinnell Goggles

The state at which males at Grinnell College in Iowa are at after immersion within the school system. This corresponds to the level of female attractiveness in the eyes of said males. After just moments of attendance, the females rating on a scale of 0-10 immediately gains 3 points more. After four years, every female outside of the school appears superficial and too much to handle, thus leading to the high levels of post graduate marriage of 2 Grinnell students.

June: "That Stacy girl is U.G.L.Y"
August: "Alright so maybe Stacy isn't that bad at all."
March: "Many Stacy is the prettiest girl I have met. What I would give to get with her!"
Post-Graduation: "Stacy, honey did you feed the kids?"
-Perfect example of Grinnell Goggles

by Call me Mr. Big March 18, 2009

Grisel

Grisel is a girl who may not have the biggest boobs or butt, but has a nicely preportioned tone. Note too fat, not too skinny, just right. She may not have a smokin body, but she is gorgeous. Like, model ready but not discovered yet. She also has a nicely tanned skin tone. Not entirely dark, but light brown. Totally latina. She may havr one of those standing bitch-faces, but you can approqch her and she will be very nice. Although, if you cheat her or talk crap about her or piss her off in any sort of way, you will regret it. She does not forgive easily. Shes a great girlfriend and lover, wild in bed, and wont be one of those crazy jelous types. Shes a gf that will be satisfied with staying home texting you all day if you cant make plqns with her for a date. Shes someone whp will appreciate a candy bar for valentines day, but ehe will go out of jer way to make you happy. If you knoe a Grisel and know that she likes you, dont take that for granted, its very rare of her to like someone. Go ask her out. She is fun to hang out with and talk to, she has a smart mouth, but in the best possible way. She gets the job done, and did i mention? Totally beautiful.

Wow have you met Grisel? I think Im gonna ask her out.
Damn that Grisel, she may not have a smokin body but God shee gorgeous.

Grisel likes you? Your lucky, ask her out before i do.

by hatman99 August 8, 2016

griselld

A Redditor that posts in r/dankmemes. That's it.

"I can't believe you are a Griselld."

by Kayotee November 3, 2020